Joe Siff

Bags packed but standing in the hall.

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@rjp0422 I cheered Nicola Coughlan like she scored a goal when she said “Foo FIGHTERS!”

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@thommcg1980 @lidl_ireland Wouldn’t normally be arsed but five metres could come in handy

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@StripeyMiata I daresay this was conceived as a feature for a 4 letter word and works less well with a word twice as long

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Any particular reason why a 240 ton Airbus A330 with 400+ passengers had to immediately bank north & fly 4,000ft over Ashbourne at 4pm? Plenty of empty fields around us & routes that’d only disturb livestock, solar farms & tillage @AerLingus @DublinAirport @meathcoco @Fingalcoco

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@AutoPap Opel!

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@GerryMcBride Years ago people would go to a film like that purely to see the trailer for a bigger film that was ahead of it, apparently there’s a (shit) Avengers Doomsday one with Avatar 3

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https://t.co/pKHIT6Z3aJ

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Friends fear he’s started a Substack: https://t.co/Ha080zDwAL

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@CaitrionaPerry @BBCNews @WhiteHouse *ahem* and it’s spelled ‘Micheál’ so be wary of autocorrect trying to “fix” it 🙄😬

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@GerHerbert1 Hi Geraldine, can you please follow me so I can message you privately?

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@Saltmine1000 I’ve always said ATM, “cash machine” sounded British and “hole-in-the-wall” is what an oul one would call it. Never heard “bank machine” tbh

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@DaraghCassidy I’ve kept an eye on the news since the announced it a year ago, it was supposed to be last September. They’ve been so quiet about it, still no update today but maybe they will after that email

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@peanutsgran God love ya, it’s ‘Mom’ in Kerry, parts of Cork and Limerick and other parts of Ireland. While I’m at it, people in Ireland (yes even the Republic) call 26 December ‘Boxing Day’ too.

Just because YOU haven’t experienced this in Ireland doesn’t mean it’s not true.

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@ashdabash3 @CLETUSVANDAM12 @ProfBrianCox @BBCNews New cars sold here from 1 Jan 05 had to have kph speedometer; any cars from before then usually had both mph and kph in a smaller inner circle. But kph speedometers tend not to have mph in a smaller inner circle (some do), luckily it’s less of an issue now with speedos on screens

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@JuliaM1302 @CLETUSVANDAM12 @ProfBrianCox @BBCNews Very few signs in miles left in the Republic at this stage

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@colmoregan I’d prefer the video to Inner Smile on repeat

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I’ve watched both No Time To Die and Black Doves in the last two nights, both of which feature Ben Whishaw as a sexy gay nerd spy

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If I had a nickel for every movie about an assassin with amnesia battling a shadowy government agency at Christmas time starring Brian Cox that I’ve watched in the last two days, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot of nickels but it’s mad that there’s even that many

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@BigDirtyFry The Yass episode is a masterpiece and I wish it was a back door pilot for a spinoff with his brother and wife