j bird

Sucker for a good pun. Don't take it so seriously.
Zamboni Driver..I watch a lot of hockey

#GoHabsGo
#BlueJays50

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@burnsieoriginal That card definitely looks like it was played for flipsies! Amazing find!

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@burnsieoriginal Looks like it's been sent down the hall a couple of times and hit the end..I wonder how many cards it's beat?! 🤔

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@ivandemigoal Like 3 day old milk..when you take a swig.. wasn't the best idea before smelling it

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@autumnsdad1 It's called the Gravitron where I'm from

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@itsmeleeleed Made me discover who Lead Belly and the Meat Puppet's were

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@ronmortgageguy I can say for certain Tribute, Brookfield and may other home builders are shitting themselves because no new homes are selling and they have all this land with zero building happening

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@ivandemigoal Vincent Lecavalier

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@CrissieC juniper berry

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@Daniele_Media You're not supposed to understand..the most illogical game..the only way for Jays to make the playoffs is a sacrifice at this point to the baseball God's

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@MadelnCanada If you go to Westmount in Montreal, stop signs are in English

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@mooseincrisis How long you been working on those shoulders for?! 🤣

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@KeeganMatheson They need an 8 game win streak at this point

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@CanaduhOh 😂🤣 That's too funny

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@KeeganMatheson This as close to Halladay esk as it approaches as Steib esk in my lifetime...it's just a matter of games before Cease is solidified as a Jay's great

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@FishingNiche Keeper...mounted? That's a great walleye from any body of water!

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@supernova_freak I'd take that as a Doctor evaluation..🤣

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@SouthernChick Scotch tape, mismatched screws, with no screwdriver matching and batteries of all sizes and none the right size when you need them...

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@smileitsfree44 It's amazing! If you're looking for something in September that's related, Neagley has her own show coming out!..and I've been told parts of the next season of Reacher is being filmed in Oshawa currently

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@PracticalBedlam I've fallen asleep a few times with my hand my hand in a bag of beef jerky... snacking away🤣😴

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