Matt Brown

Parent, Hawk fan, InfoSec Enthusiast, Master of the Sarcastic Arts. Beer, Bourbon, Battlestar Galactica.

[Sarah Cailean @CaileanSarah]

I'm not gonna lie, this is giving me a whole mess of feelings. I'm so freaking excited for people to listen, and to fall in love with Renée the way I did that first night in Mobile, surrounded by her files and photos.

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@hawkfromnorwalk So you woke up today and chose violence?

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You never realize just how uncoordinated you are until you break your index finger on your dominant hand. I'm basically useless.

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@hawkfromnorwalk You should listen to the Bonaparte podcast on your way. It's fascinating.

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@RexChapman The lord works in mysterious ways...

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Can't believe it's been 20 years already. ❤️❤️

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Today while doing dishes, our little Shark robot vac, Bruce, bumped into my foot as he was going about his business. I unconsciously said "ope, sorry" and moved out of his way. Is there anything more Midwestern than that...

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@Gizmodo

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My entire Inbox fits on one page now, and I have zero unread emails. And no, I didn't Command+A ; Delete.

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Hey @PrimeVideo please get rid of this obnoxious auto-expand "feature". Or give me the option to disable it.

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@HeavensFX

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@Mia_Ria New addition this year?

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@BiggerTen I've ignored your politics for a while, but I'm done. I know you don't care if I follow you or not, but I'll enjoy not seeing your ignorant posts anymore.

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So apparently @amazon just tosses deliveries in your yard now instead of putting them on the front porch.

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@ItsMeKatyB @HornIT It's my clear conscience that allows me to blissfully drift away to dreamland.

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Why do kids need to learn quadratic functions in high school. What a completely useless skill for 99% of students.

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WTAF is wrong with people.

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@Mia_Ria Classic dad jokes are unavoidable. Death, taxes, dad jokes.

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@aprilwright This might be the best thing I've ever seen on Twitter.

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@petfindernames You wouldn't download a cat would you?