🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇

𝕁𝔸𝕐 | she/them | lots of DnD | little bit of cosplay | blergh

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

The Hunters Guild is now looking for new members!

hmu if u want to join, i’ll send you the invite link to my discord ✨

everyone is welcome!

#DnD #Oneshot #minicampaign

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

multi billion €€ company and yet they can‘t get their shit together, much less pay a proper wage for all the shit i do that was not at all in the job description 🫠

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

i just realized i‘ve been working this position for over a year now and while i still love it, had s/o told me how chaotic it would be, i would have RUN.

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

so i’m starting a new position on Tuesday (promotion, yay!) and the closer june 1st gets the more my ✨anxiety✨levels rise. haven’t slept properly in weeks. i’m so tired.

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

idk where else to drop these…🦇

i miss u twitter peeps. hope u r doing well!

[Alison Masemann @acmasey]

This bot automatically tweets about the gender pay gap at companies that tweet about International Women’s Day. Brilliant.

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

@Hochmvt ufff die bois leider auch- obwohl ich die eigentlich täglich in der hand habe sind die immer aufgedreht as heck

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

i already miss my bois. they even got their own xmas gifts 😭💕

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

@Hochmvt pls do we’d love to have u 🖤

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

spent 140€ on this dress. i—-

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

@TiniestGinger HA! Cheddar, Havarti, Camem‘bert‘ & Brie will hopefully cheer u up then 💞

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

@TiniestGinger ikr??? gouda is the the biggesttttt mood.

hope u r having a good time tho ;_;

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

@o_oRIKU Kann dir das Black Apron ans Herz legen. Is n bisschen prenzlberg-hipster-y, aber Gebäck & Getränke sind 👌

[space gays coast to coast 🦖 @whoratiomccoy]

i find it very telling that i haven’t seen one single tweet acknowledging jeremy pope’s all cotton met outfit, which provides easily the most scathing and apt depiction of “american fashion” that was seen on the carpet.

[chelsea @chelcatastr0phe]

october is just pride month but for emos

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

@TiniestGinger @kizakicosplay 💚💚💚! Ich hab leider kaum noch Kontakt zum MM-GM, aber für die Gilde kommt Ende das Jahres was! 🥰

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

💚😊

[Michael Trammer @mic_tra]

Beatrix von Storch ist soeben mit Personenschutz und unter “Ganz Hannover hasst die AfD”-Rufen, bei der Wahlkampfabschlusskundgebung der #AfD #Hannover angekommen. Wohl scheint sie sich nicht zu fühlen. #btw21

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

@fujimiyaran Hab neulich erst eins gekauft, meine Schwerpunkte waren:
- Kette & Ritzelpaket
- Zustand der Reifenmäntel
- reibungslose Gangschaltung
- Licht & Bremsen

Höhenverstellbare Lenker sind mMn auch ein plus. & halt die richtige Rahmenhöhe.

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

whenever i feel ✨overwhelmed✨ by existing i just. look at Vecna and everything is ok for a minute.

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

sir, respectfully… fuck off lmao

[🦇 B(og W)itch 🦇 @shpwreckedbones]

me whenever (white str8 cis)men