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[ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ꕤ @fanciefull]

now why Ariana has a tattoo that says 'SUCK MY DICK'

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande will return to touring tonight for the first time since 2019.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I think it’s funny how Christians say “god loves you unconditionally” but then make up all kinds of conditions.

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

This is gonna come in handy

[𝒜𝒹ℯ𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶ꕤ☁️ @fl0ptr0pic4n]

this is like comparing britney spears with avril lavigne

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

went back to a girls apartment after a date and her roommate was smoking weed and watching bluey when we walked in

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

it was used as religious tactic to keep slaves and soldiers from ending themselves

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.

Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call

Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad

[Lil Nug 🥀 @littlestofnugs]

it’s not about giving hope to addicts. it’s about keeping people away from ever touching drugs to begin with. its about showing addicts what can happen to them if they continue. it’s about showing those in recovery what could happen if they decide “just one today should be fine”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Angus Cloud’s mother tells @TMZ her reaction to his appearance in the final episode of ‘Euphoria’:

“The massive public emotional outpouring on social media honoring my beloved son’s beautiful soul says everything.”

[۟ @islandderss]

Deoderant clumps in my armpits

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

and that's all that matters really

[gio @_GioHub]

a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"