i promise i usually try 2 be an innocent and helpful shredder! but every so often 1 of my friends glitches out and forces me 2 act like a conceited bully 🥺
it's not the real me cuties, i swear!! u believe me righttt? 😊 he's just mentally ill and needed me 2 go OOC for a sec <3
another friend i haven't hung out with recently! we had a terrific time, & then they dropped a bombshell that they're in love with meeeee 🥰
i accept your feelings calo! i hope we can be 2gether foreverrr 🥺 thx 4 the cashiesss, they're the quickest way 2 a shredder's heart >w<!
woke up and immediately got a DM from 1 of my cutest shredfriends! 30 mins later my shredpile had an extra 400 lying in it, and the #1 spot on my shredderboard had a shakeup!
why even save money when you can just worship my sweaty shredpits while trying 2 navigate 2 my hole? 😊