Old Monk

Drink rum , Fight dirty , Fuck the rules.

[Sandeep Manudhane @sandeep_PT]

It's eggs now. And it's mid-day meals.

They'll soon come for eggs everywhere else.

And matter of time before they come for chicken mutton and fish.

This is how ethno-cultural-supremacist projects always go. Amp it higher and higher. Else lose support base.

The 80% who consume eggs and meat have to speak up now, and not surrender the right to food choices to these aggressive vegetarian extremists dragging us back into medieval hellholes. Resist. Reject.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Everyone needs to see this!

Bill Maher to JD Vance: "Here's my deal breaker for your side. Okay. Under Trump, you guys have two outcomes in an election can be. Either we win, or they cheat it. That shit has to stop. "

[House of the Dragon @HouseofDragon]

Lions are no match for wolves.

[खुरपेंच Satire @Khurpench_]

मैं गुजरात मॉडल का कायल होता जा रहा हूं ,

यह मॉडल पुरे देश में लागू होना चाहिए।

[Old Monk @shree__03]

@DefiantLs

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

When white people tell you they spread civilization, this is how they spread it.

[Abhiyank Choudhary @AbhiChoudhary_7]

Indian volleyball team just beat the defending champions Bahrain.

Meanwhile, Indian football content creators are still explaining how cricket is the reason we're not in the Fifa World Cup.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Harry Kane after the Ghanian native doctor placed a curse on him 😭

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

This is Messi himself acknowledging Cristiano Ronaldo as his equal.

I can't believe the kind of trauma Ronaldo caused the English people & media in the 2006 World Cup that even after 20 years, they still can't let go of their hate.

[Old Monk @shree__03]

@Republicans

[mememandir @mememandir]

yeah maybe because she can take a stand for herself and doesn’t need 300 of your twitter accounts activated every time there is something embarrassing 😂

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

THE “SPONTANEOUS” MODI WELCOME HAD AN EMBASSY TWIST 🔥

SUPPORTER: I got invited by the Indian Embassy.

ANOTHER SUPPORTER: We are all winners of the Bharat Ko Jaaniye quiz hosted by the Embassy.

ANOTHER SUPPORTER: The Indian Embassy invited us for the Bonjour Modi programme.

So this was not just NRIs randomly turning up on their own. The embassy invited them to praise Modi 🫢

[Arya Yadeghaar (Backup) @AryJeayBackup]

Interview with the Iranian pilots who bombed US bases in Kuwait:

We attacked the US Buehring base. It was as if God turned each of our bombs into several bombs. The scale of the fire was so huge that we even saw several helicopters bursting into flames and then exploding.

The area was thrown into chaos, and they started activating their air defenses.

During our turn, we saw them firing missiles at targets in the sky.

My back-seat cockpit officer told me that an explosion had happened in the sky, we were confused about where they were being hit from.

By mistake, their aircraft also took off and the 3 American F-15s that were coming for a counterattack toward our Iran, the Kuwaitis mistook them for targets & shot them down.

By God’s grace, they destroyed all 3 of them at the same time.

They weren’t able to intercept & track us because of our deceiving tactics.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The award for Best Chant of the 2026 World Cup goes to the England fans

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[Raizer @RaizerSays]

😭😭😭

[ghatak @Neetivaan]

Modi will be the reason why the world will be humiliating the IAF

Imagine the level of incompetency of Modi sarkaar, lakhs of govt employees, yet exams still get leaked.

IAF rehearsing with helis, C-17s on standby, all because of the besharam incompetency of Modi's cabinet.

[mememandir @mememandir]

Dear ministry of IT,
Scammers are reportedly using Slack & MS teams to leak NEET papers. Kindly issue a ban.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

The accuracy.