the backend god

Beat the odds, do the numbers ♟🕊 || Forex trader 📈|| Crypto Enthusiast 📊|| Owner of a fractured mind and a decaying body || YWNWA❤️

[the backend god @shreedscott]

@UrglyGramm @UrglyGramm how far?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You skipped "financially."

[B/R Football @brfootball]

̶S̶a̶v̶i̶n̶h̶o̶ Sávio makes his Tottenham debut off the bench vs. Charlton.

14 minutes later he has his first goal and assist for Spurs 💪

[🗿 @b0ymanager]

yhemolee give asake verse w olamide for omo ope.

asake cry,run round estate dey shout in tears of happiness "badoo too bad,badoo too bad"

song later do 137m ($400k) streams everywhere & asake life changed from there

I pray u find ur yhemolee this September 🙏🏾

[URGLY GRAMM🍃 @UrglyGramm]

Yeah, you’re right
2016/2017/2018
I was working at the salon, from“Big dreams Salon” opposite domino pizza ebutte to the next building opposite Addide “Kiki Ewa beauty Salon”
Nah my eye them take open F1 for ebutte 😂, I dey sleep for salon back then cos I no dey go my papa house bcos me wan hustle for myself, nah why I dey always look some boys for this app wey think say we never hustle real life shit for street 😂

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I don't have 30 mins to get on a call with you but I can share these tips with you. Trust me, I know my stuff.

1. If you're applying to a particular lab or team. Research their last 3 publications & use it to amp up your talking points.

2. Every detail you share about yourself has to br around your skillset. What you can do, what you have done. Nobody cares about your family problem.

3. If the PhD already has a research problem & you've formulated your proposal. Be able to explain that proposal in 30 seconds, 2 mins, 10 mins. Time and train yourself for this. This way, you rip out a lot of filler junks.

4. To every question they ask, script your response as a scientific answer. Start with the problem, feed it into an hypothesis, detail an approach, postulate a finding - most importantly, propose possible limitations.

5. Go to the interview with your own questions. It communicates confidence. Ask them: "Realistically, what do you expect a candidate to achieve in 12 months?"

6. Don't oversell yourself. You're not Einstein. The people you're talking to, also don't know everything. They don't expect you to know everything. So when you're asked a question that you don't know an answer to, your main goal is to communicate how you think when you don't know an answer to a question.

7. Don't over patronise them. That's what charlatans do. One "thank you for this opportunity" is okay. It's a professional interview, you're not soliciting for their favor.

8. They need to remember you. You need to give them a why. It can be an edge you've honed from a previous experience you held, or a problem you solved in the past, or your approach to the proposal you're discussing. Decide which one it is, then finely insert it in one of your response frames. It shouldn't exceed 10-15 seconds.

When you eventually land the position, my favorite drink is caprisun. I don't drink beer.

Good luck.

[Tife ❤️🎙️ @D_GreatTife1]

if na you press 60k to oyinkansola in Unilag, Geology department… 300level

on snapchat, dem don table your matter in her friend’s group chat say na you be the next maga wey she catch.
i’ll drop this here 👍

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

"Neeeeooooooon, they didn't do my hair well o. 🥹"

"Neeeooooon, where are you nau? 🫣"

"WAKEEEEE UP 🙈"

"I don't want your wife to say why am I sending selfies o"

That babe isn't getting as much smoke as she deserves.

Someone's husband o.

[Dec @Dec10Smith]

Konsa is not better than Carragher was

[🐍 @Kentrell201]

When money enter your hand, you no go fit chop food wey you cook 😂

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

anytime i date a girl and she breaks up with me, she always ends up buying a car. it’s crazy to me.

but for this to activate, we’d have to date for at least 2 months and have crazy sex 4 times a week😂😂😂😂😂. i don’t know why.

[Tobi @Tobicods]

We all saw how the gridlock on Benin road made the person transporting catfish lose all the fish because they’ve been stranded there for days now.

That’s a prime example of “You cannot outwork a failed country”.

As you’re trying your best, the country keeps pulling you back.

[Naija Ballers @9ja_Ballers]

Bro, a Nigerian agent reached out to me, he has a connection with Zulte Waregem, Belgium and he is looking to market a good CB to them.

Na so I send am Abraham Nwankwo, FCI Levadia defender because I know the guy and what he has done in Estonia.

I have also spoken to his agent and he seems and sounds like a business oriented man.

Told this Nigerian agent about the player, when he asked if he has an agent, I said yes. Baba disappeared.

What's stopping you from making your bank, after all, una go split the commission.

[Ojiako kenechukwu @Kecyy]

If you like don’t put yourself first .

Nobody cares about you.

[Ada @ada4amaka]

Saw a post that Said "you go think say Nigerian military no get weapons until you try vandalize Chevron oil pipelines" 😭

[Cire L. Nnaps @iRhyme_]

First day of trial Durk lawyer said

You can’t follow the money because this is a murder for hire case where nobody got paid

😭

[JEFF @JeffdeyCraze]

Yahoo crazy gan 😭
So them scam white man collect money, e still message another yahoo account make dem help am run refund 😂😂💔
To run refund, you go gads buy form 💔once you buy the form dem dun scam you again.. omo white people too foolish

[Yehgha @yaygha]

The wisest man on this app, Dr. Joe Abah says you should not worry about getting anything in return.

That you will get your reward when you meet God

[SWAVY 🥇 @thouxanbanlee]

Them old niggas would kill you bout they bitch brudda

[RAŽ⛩️ @SS____899]

2026 Emi doesn’t do anything better than Sanchez by the way
I don’t know about playing, but I want him in that dressing room man…

[🐍 @Kentrell201]

If the rest dey fear to talk, me I go talk… we no dey cashout again 🥲