Elvis

[marco ☭ @OcramsReyzor]

do girls get morning wood? like morning dew?

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

They should add emojis to street signs

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

She’s a good geezer ❤️

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

Mannnnn yolo

[bigsock @biggersocks]

how may is going to feel

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

Yeah it’s that time of year again. Gotta start watching Christmas movies now to squeeze them all in before Santa comes

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

They should make Instagram squares again

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Unfortunately I do think recieving a drunk text is romantic

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

The world is a vampire

[misa! @misak1nz]

it’s okay if it takes more time than you thought

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

THERES A BOMB IN MY CAR

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

Stepping out with a side part for the first time in ten years

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

I hate gay people they give me boners

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

Lamborghini mercy …

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

God gives his strongest soldiers TMJ

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

I got the worldle in one today no joke guys this is crazy idk man what now man what’s the point anymore

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

My carry on is only frisbees

[Elvis @shrekbreakfast]

Three sips of beer and I love everyone here