unethical monogamy

it’s trashcan not trashcan’t | she/her

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

I have the hard exterior of a cantaloupe and the soft interior of also a cantaloupe

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

loving these missed connections on my timeline 💕

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@thenoasletter I am now so confused bc the shirt I got at her tour very much seems to imply it’s “cum right on me”

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@thenoasletter I feel like all childfree wedding discourse devolves into this bc some people really seem to view an invitation to a no kids wedding as an offensively unreasonable ask that they HAVE to say yes to. it’s an invitation! not a summons! just decline! no one will care or notice!

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@DiabolicalSpuds everything reminds me of her 💔

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@thenoasletter I am begging everyone involved to read The New Bottoming Book, say “huh!” and move on with their lives

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@thenoasletter Eric saw a billboard the other day and asked me who she was so they are out there!!

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@gracecamille_ the phrase “woe to thee Easton” crosses my mind at least a few times per week

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

America is a Cancer

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@thenoasletter we had a table full of pies at our wedding (including gf and vegan options) and everyone seemed pretty happy about it and no one complained and it never once occurred to me that someone like this poster might be secretly seething at the lack of cake lmao

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

walton agoggins

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@thenoasletter the gypsy rose reality show is happening! https://t.co/V176fr8Nx4

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@audgey_podgey @whoweekly not yet but it’s going to happen!! I feel insane!!!

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@MarinaDiamandis hi! long shot but if you used to live in Hancock Park and you ordered something from @Casper, I live in that apartment now and it got delivered to me. dm me if you want it! if not I’ll just call Casper and try to return it lol

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

just checked my mail and found a surprise @FreePeople order 🫠 Marina girl you gotta update your address!!

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

HELP I JUST GOT A PAINT BY NUMBERS KIT ??? Marina I do not want your PR swag!!!!

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@victoriaedel it is but I’m so worried about what is going to happen if I start receiving things that are larger than a painting kit and a Casper mattress lmao

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@zachsilberberg @pictures0fyou1 enemies to lovers

[unethical monogamy @shrekha_]

@raffcitybish @christinecjo to me it feels so similar to Cruel Summer (big cried like a baby coming home from the bar vibes) that I thought it could be a song from when her relationship was still very on and off, although it definitely ~hits different~ now

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Matty Healy joins Phoebe Bridgers on stage at the second Nashville show of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour.