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The one where I don’t think so.

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The one where it’s good to learn but some knowledge is just brain pollution

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The one where you are exactly the same as me and if we have any slight differences they mean absolutely nothing.

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The one where Twitter, in fact, more generally the expcortex™️ seem like a bad idea.. at the very least an unfunny idea , so it ain’t happening at the moment. Hope your real human world is a thriving ecosystem. I love you forever and you have my love.

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The one where the whole head is eyelash

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The one where every time someone says “don’t forget to subscribe” I hear them whimpering that to their parents.

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The one where I have a feeling that you don’t know that you’re a cyborg

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The one where Rachel is asking her father “are angels a non-substance?” Her father answers after a pause, “the idea of an angel is to help us to accept non-substance” and Joey falls out of the window and lands in a truck of flumps but still dies because of other complications.

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The one where Ross was made in a lab.

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The one where human earth concept becomes apocalypse because of zero attachment to linear time.

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The one where Joey can’t cry but every 18 months his tear ducts produce a dumpling each.

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The one where they use Joey’s heart rate to pin him to a murder using his Apple™️ watch™️ and his search history is the paperwork to delineate his self-radicalisation™️

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The one where death means nothing to the dead.

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The one where it’s the Akon song locked up but the lyrics are drop box.

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The one where advertising is just the rich begging from the poor.

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The one where after you die, you are satiated by infinite knowledge..

..however everything you desired to know, refocused, becomes minuscule within the magnitude of the ocean you have now become.

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The one where you can’t control the virus if you ARE the virus.

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The one where life is relentless

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The one where Ross was given to a family of swans when he was a baby and never moved to New York

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The one where 80% of your neurotransmitters are dedicated to keeping evil spirits dead.