shresth

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[calvin westra @filet_o_calvin]

If you write poems you're a bad person

[shresth @shresththth]

Sure whatever dudr get over it

[shresth @shresththth]

women are lowkey right about emotionally unavailable men being annoying

[shresth @shresththth]

things were finally starting to feel normal and now this mattress has bed bugs..

[shresth @shresththth]

sometimes a reel glitches and pauses for a second and you're like god I hope it's not a phone call again

[shresth @shresththth]

@s1ckt1r3d NO🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

[shresth @shresththth]

a fly fell into my espresso, and i’m watching it slowly drown

[shresth @shresththth]

what’s the point of having a refrigerator if you don’t have a sweet little treat inside it?

[shresth @shresththth]

after years of careful analysis, I’ve concluded that my type is beautiful women

[taco belle @animalologist]

my guy friends are always crushing on super gorgeous girls and pretending that how beautiful she is ISN’T part of the reason they’re so into her. lol. lmao, even

[shresth @shresththth]

hey where did you learn to balance your chakras

[shresth @shresththth]

wow ruuudee

[kumbhkar @terramatera]

@chickenichameli Funny thing is I’ve seen like 3 such cases where there are 2 elder daughters and youngest son and the son is always the most useless coward you’d ever meet with several neurosis

[shresth @shresththth]

🙏🙏💫💫🧿🧿🔮

[shresth @shresththth]

11:11

[shresth @shresththth]

goodnight https://t.co/npmsJlQkPe

[shresth @shresththth]

heightmogging everyone at the urinal, dudes are being extra cautious

[shresth @shresththth]

this new call her daddy podcast is boring af

[Arslan @0xarslan]

Sylvester Stallone's daughters say he woke them at 6am for push-ups, sit-ups and shot put

Sophia: "You would wake us up every day at 6am push-ups, sit-ups, clean, clean jerk, deadlift, throw shot put"

Sistine: "You made us recite poetry every single day into a tape recorder"

Sistine: "We had a little four pack when we were in middle school look at our photos when we're wearing bathing suits we had abs"

Sly: "I wanted them to do something that you would be called upon never to do, but when you do you would be ready"

Sly: "I just thought it'd be interesting to take them and put you into sports that normally aren't akin to women traveling, shot put, boxing, powerlifting"

[shresth @shresththth]

former gifted chud

[shresth @shresththth]

hey there, sleep paralysis demon, it's me the sleep demon

[shresth @shresththth]

Ok but..

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Ian Fleming’s typical day at his estate in Jamaica where he wrote all his James Bond stories, need to emulate this