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This is my nth time here

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@EzeikePrince I never even watch the video, but i won't judge the guy yet. You no get better sense of humor normally 😂😂

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@sylvafran6 @SlimPaparazzi @mikibambam1 @UnkleAyo Person foolish you say e no dey hear word

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@Prisonmitch @EzeikePrince

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@Chude_ND1 @EzeikePrince @MAChine_Emeka
@EzeikePrince
I no even know wetin I want talk walai 😂

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@Chude_ND1 @EzeikePrince

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@EzeikePrince @williamsamobi @MAChine_Emeka Him no lie at all, he don clock Nigerian pastors

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@EzeikePrince @GodFatherRuk @Abike__001 @MAChine_Emeka 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@effka_filatova @EzeikePrince broo, jesusss

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@abefe_survival @EzeikePrince

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@EzeikePrince @XoTrinax0 Exactly 💯
But this one comes dey be like na AI

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@EzeikePrince @RonkellyIsaac @MAChine_Emeka You dey find talk for my mouth baa?😂😂

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@David__Asher @EzeikePrince @PoojaMedia @MAChine_Emeka Drop proof or I no go believe 🙂‍↔️

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Tf you mean by once or twice a month?

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

To live comfortably in Nigeria as a man, these are the non-negotiables:

1. Your own space. Rented or built.

2. A monthly salary of at least ₦300,000.

3. A solid car or motorcycle.

4. A good woman who can cook and actually enjoys cooking for you.

5. A working generator, washing machine, and blender.

6. Reliable internet and a good smartphone.

7. Stay cult-free. No membership, no close ties to known cultists.

8. A decent speaker for good music.

9. ₦2–5 million in savings.

10. Consistent, quality sex at least once or twice a month.

11. A good friend who can vouch for you even in your absence.

12. God.

With these locked in, you will live a peaceful, comfortable life.

Above all, love God.

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You mumu ehhh 😂😂😭

[E M E K A @EmekaEK]

Was drinking with some Estate guys yesterday( known them for over 4 years)

So I left my drink and went to urinate, I returned, carried my tumbler to drink, the guys said I should dispose the one on tumbler.

I Asked why, they said it's not advisable that someone might put something inside my drink

I stood up and told them that, if I should follow their line of thought that I am not supposed to be drinking with them in the first place.

That if my drink or belongings are not safe in their midst, then I am in the wrong company.

Called the attendant, paid for what I ordered and left.

This evening, I attended a child dedication party, one of them came and wanted to sit at the table with my family. Told him my 3 year old is sitting there and the table is strictly for my family alone.

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@MAChine_Emeka @IamEddieB26 @EzeikePrince @David__Asher E gats be skit 😂😂😭

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@EzeikePrince @Kinglamarr___ You no go like coupe one coupe?

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@EzeikePrince @urbanlumora @MAChine_Emeka @David__Asher Oboyyyyyyy

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E no go better for you

[Empress @PempressP]

Ghosting a girl because she refuses to date you is childish
A lot of people need to grow up

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You're evil, tueh

[ovy ꨄ🦋 @OVYrct]

you fell in love with what you thought we could be. that’s not really my fault