Shreyas Tanay

Carpe Diem 🖖

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Bruno Fernandes facing Haaland in the Manchester derby in the Championship next season

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

I think at this point, the only person who can fix Man Utd is ... Ted. From the family of Lasso.

Which is to say that a fixed Man Utd only exists in fiction.

[york 🧛‍♀️ @kujaveil]

whole crew just running around undiagnosed

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

First time I have seen a 'Top 14' list of anything in my life.

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

And would you look at that?!
It's from open play 😱😱😱

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

Is this assist of the season wrapped up already? https://t.co/A01q8HVonJ

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

When Kobbie Mainoo has started in the Premier League since Ruben Amorim's departure, Manchester United have:
13 wins ✅
3 draws 🤝
1 loss ❌

When Mainoo hasn't started since Amorim's departure:
1 draw 🤝
2 losses ❌

Key for Manchester United 🔑

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

Right after the "It's so over...", WE'RE SOOO BACK!

[Khan @khanmufc_]

Kobbie Mainoo vs Ipswich

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

Just a casual 0.92 xG btw.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“This Rooney guy seems like a good player, maybe i should start supporting this team”

[G @Gideoomatic]

Nothing like United sucking all the optimism out of everyone and bringing everyone back down to earth

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

This documentary is going to be so telling.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Amazon are sat in the dressing room with 64 camera angles as we speak

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

Just got mauled by the tigers. 💩

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

And both playing like shit.

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

Mbeumo and Mazraoui looking like twins on the right man, both bald and bearded.

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

Literally could've removed any two off for the subs but I would've wanted Kobbie in a more free role so he can dribble into the penalty area. Being bogged down by the responsibility of holding the midfield means that his ability to penetrate into the box literally can't he used.

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

And this is an injury ridden Hull btw.
Simply can't believe this performance.

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

The levels of terrible on display here is just shocking.

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

The levels of terrible on display here is just shocking.

[Shreyas Tanay @ShreyasTanay]

Man Utd have managed to make Ollie McBurnie look like Messi.

This club is unbelievable.

[FPL Marcin @FPLMarcin]

United fans 40 minutes into the new season