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i put the fun in fundamentally incapable

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@aidaross_ SHE VIRAL

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@PopCrave dw guys i tried “sad” and also “imsad” and also “ thisisacryforhelp” and also “thisisntaboutthepasswordanymore”

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@PopCrave oh shit that sucks i hope she’s able to recover it soon

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i’ve had an uncontrollable urge to wish every white person i see happy st patrick’s day.. do yall even celebrate it like that

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what if we ban putting money toward ai until we get our high speed rail

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wouldn’t it be crazy if flies could like slap the shit out of you

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when there’s a new word or a new like popular brand how do we decide what the sign language is for it? and what do people do till then??? is this real time also??? like do new ones get announced every day???

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WE DO NOT NEED MORE TWITTER ESSAYS HOW MANY ESSAYS CAN YALL POSSIBLY WRITE ABOUT THIS PLEASE JUST STOP WHAT ARE YALL EVEN TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE

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so is ice spice gonna consider a name change or

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try explaining this to a pilgrim

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Buzz Lightyear stuns in new look at ‘Toy Story 5.’

🔗: https://t.co/dB9nftbb7m

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just realized that i have crushes on everyone because i got astigmatism. yall got a blur filter on 24/7 no shit i think everyone’s hot

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first day in a really long time where the news makes me….happy?

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just fell in love on the new york subway. please help me find megnar (hector) the dementor

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does anyone have any tips on how to tell my neighbors to break up a little more quietly outside at 1am

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taylor swift is engaged my followers

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taylor swift is engaged?

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men shouldn’t be allowed to have dining rooms

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she pickled my ball till i paddled

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take me back to when the craziest thing in my life was the advent of snuggies

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just misread subaru as labubu. something my ancestors couldn’t even conceptualize