alan

so you know good things are happening when the jackboot needs to jump || 🥑 📚 🎵 || 18+

[alan @shriketoursharp]

let's try this for my 2026 music:
updated whenever i feel like it
https://t.co/I0PzUPbACT

[alan @shriketoursharp]

u cant make this shit up

[David Dayen @ddayen]

Yesterday Mayor Mamdani endorsed a bill to force Amazon to employ its own delivery drivers, rather than outsource the work to subcontractors. The Prospect can report that Amazon's lead lobbyist on that bill is Chuck Schumer's daughter Jessica.
https://t.co/BYKMblSRDr

[alan @shriketoursharp]

can u tell I'm in a bad mood

[alan @shriketoursharp]

> open tinder
> swipe right on a hundred people
> get 1 match out of all those
> send message first bc that's whats expected
> get no reply at all
> ?????
> repeat

[alan @shriketoursharp]

@pheebclaire if i have to suffer, so does everyone

[alan @shriketoursharp]

having a really normal one today https://t.co/WioAFDF5XM

[alan @shriketoursharp]

@actofrae yessssss

[alan @shriketoursharp]

i dont use this much anymore but my priv is @daddy_cado if u want

[alan @shriketoursharp]

i dont use this much anymore but my priv is @daddy_cado if u want

[alan @shriketoursharp]

@actofrae still a lot!!

[alan @shriketoursharp]

this was great! 4/5 stars, very enjoyable

[sapphic bookclub 𝜗ৎ @sapphiclibrarie]

happy sunday! today for Sapphic Spotlight Sunday we bring you the new Deanna Grey book that's coming out in 3 days! The Case of Elmwood Ranch is a sapphic paranormal romance featuring bisexual leads. we can't wait to read it!

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[alan @shriketoursharp]

@mladyannie yeah that sounds like abysmal dogshit lmao

[alan @shriketoursharp]

phoebeeeeeeeeee

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

AYO NEW YORK CAN YOU FEEL THE SPECTRE HAUNTING THE NATION!!!!! SOCIALISM IS COMING TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TOO

[alan @shriketoursharp]

thats my mayor

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: In a stunning upset, Mamdani-backed Darializa Avila Chevalier will defeat five-term incumbent Adriano Espaillat in the NY-13 congressional primary.

With victories by Brad Lander, Claire Valdez, and now Avila Chevalier, Zohran Mamdani went 3-for-3 with his endorsements in New York City's Democratic primaries.

[alan @shriketoursharp]

yes ive taken my pc on the train too lol

[alan @shriketoursharp]

man these transplants are stupid

[🍸 @martinimeplease]

Imagine feeling THIS safe on the train.

[alan @shriketoursharp]

@mladyannie muito linda!