Austin Wallace

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

@jonrea99 I can get new ones

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

@LaurynParr What a hot seggsy lady

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

*listening to the halo theme song*
Kevin: "I would fight terrorists while listening to this. This song comes on during battle and it's over."

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

@LaurynParr You are the most beautiful woman I know from the color of your awesome hair down to your toes

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

@Shaleeann1 You're welcome! Love ya

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

@basedniccolo I can hear it now get your heads out of your asses and play some ball

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but no one is going to go like your recent. No cap

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

@LaurynParr I'm still winning

[yung alcoholic @basedniccolo]

It happened bois

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

@jonrea99 I'd rather mine not be that way

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

I'm not trying to be one of those people that come up with conspiracy theories, but what if this whole virus was blown up like it was so we would be stuck home and this was actually to help combat global warming? Just a thought

[Dean Lines @deanlines]

When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door..

[Sam @scramaccount]

Time to bring back the yearly tradition of watching your year-end recaps and getting super bummed out for the rest of the day

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

I need to quit giving myself 3 hour breaks for 5 minutes of studying

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

You know you're drunk when you're milly rocking in the kitchen by yourself, but I wouldn't know that

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

Who in their right mind thinks that bangs look good?

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

@jonrea99 You're right. But Henry is the only one that has ever really talked about it with me

[Austin Wallace @shrimp__boy]

I just want to find someone that is going to talk about life and the meaning of everything that goes on. I want to get into deep conversations. I want to get multiple points of view. Is that so hard to ask for?