Smeet and Smo

All my haters don’t really hate me they just want a kiss cash app: $vctrmeb

[Smeet and Smo @shrimp_dick_vic]

Hi guys it’s me Smittens, I’m taking over while Victor is busy paying rent

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

🚨NEW: Dr. Abdul El-Sayed on Trump mocking his middle name Mohamed and calling him a jihadist:

“He says it just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a private jet or the Saudis for money for his son-in-law’s firm.”

[aspen ✨ @aspenn_colorado]

a mexican-japanese fusion restaurant called no edamames wey

[Covie @covie_93]

You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The tiger that attacked a man who entered its enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park will not be euthanized, park officials confirm.

(Via: @YorkshireWP)

[M i t t s @m_i_t_t_s]

Mexicans when you dont want your face smashed in your own birthday cake

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me after saying I’m just resting my eyes

[Smeet and Smo @shrimp_dick_vic]

I miss those fancy millennial burgers at the pretentious breweries they were so juicy and thick

[⟡⁵ @mokagrandee]

What do you put in all your drinks?
Lemon.
What do you put in your cakes?
Lemon.
What is the natural remedy for a sore throat?
Lemon.
What can help with cleaning surfaces?
Lemon.
What boosts your immune system?
Lemon.
LEMON IS THAT GIRL.🍋

[⚫️ Why is he speaking? @mozuzz]

Apples really just living off they golden days from the bible, they wouldn’t be shit if Eve didn’t give them a career

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

just because you see someone else living your dream doesn't mean you can't live it too

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Finding out the reason Veterinarians tell you that a single grape/onion/chocolate will kill your dog is because if they are even a little bit ambiguous and say "your dog can probably eat a few M&M's and be fine" then the average pet owner will 100% give them M&M's every day.

[Smeet and Smo @shrimp_dick_vic]

pound(ed) cake

[Erik Palmer @erikpalmer3000]

He hecho un bizcocho con toda mi ilusión y le ha salido un puto ojete

[Latest in Cosmos @latestincosmos]

🚨: Mexican scientist Eva Ramon has successfully eliminated Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) in 29 patients!

[Smeet and Smo @shrimp_dick_vic]

Now that we know about the tilcayo cat, I cannot imagine a life without knowledge of it

[Joan_Jetta @ClaireCarter_10]

Kash Patel is fucking the dogs.

Lauren Boebert is eating the cats.