Shrimp Pimp

crab leg connoisseur

[World of Bongs @WorldOfBongz]

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[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕

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@Dexerto Is this.. my moment?

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@AtypicalSheep

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Gas is so bad right now ubereats drivers are basically just doing favors

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

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@david_protein Didn’t it come out that these are basically fat bars and that the nutrition facts are a total lie

[HypeDrop @HypeDrop]

@Dexerto Weird sidequest

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@SnazzyLabs 11 stripes..

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@HustleBitch_ Neither of them are John travolta

[Libriscent @libriscent]

the autistic experience of saying “I could be wrong, so don’t quote me” right before giving an airtight, thesis-level, explanation that was researched for weeks out of sheer curiosity.

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

big spaghetti isn’t even trying to pretend they’re not spying on you anymore

[JDK Analysis 🇪🇺 @The_JDK99]

@KITKAT

[corb @awshuqs]

the day Wisconsin stood still

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio.

Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court.

Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400.

In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical.

Pretty ballsy.

[blanc @dqveed]

it's getting harder and harder to find a good yt video to eat to

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@bankertobuilder Little boxes in the Kmart
Little boxes made of ticky tacky

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@internetmadison Also Disney adult adjacent

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@dovebluejay69 Ah the cocoa comrade