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⋆⁺₊⋆ celeste ⋆⁺₊⋆ // @lesbobatman

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Anyone with more credit card debt than me is financially irresponsible and stupid, anyone with less credit card debt than me was handed everything in life and has no real problems

[🚬🦐 @shrimpjoint]

@bugluvrjae ur legit on the front lines

[🚬🦐 @shrimpjoint]

@bugluvrjae me 2 happy saturday !

[h✮nesty thee liar @tinasnowslut]

the coconut milk note… like I can smell this through the screen I need a drop date

[🚬🦐 @shrimpjoint]

@onepieceluvr7 your page keeps me so informed on what’s happening i n the world !!

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

he’s like a friend i worry about

[🚬🦐 @shrimpjoint]

how it feels to be 5’0 (chihuahua) next to someone 5’2 (great dane)

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

how it feels to be 5’2

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[🚬🦐 @shrimpjoint]

@theestallion LOVE YOU MEG, DAY ONE TO INFINITY 💗💗

[VIA IS A✶POP ꕤ fan @hottiefairy]

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔⋆˚࿔

[yukilingus tsucuminsidememo @pussiguro]

girls that orgasm vs bitches who CUM

[mafy @mafyfy25]

Eu sou tipo: "meu Deus, eu tenho tanta coisa pra fazer" e aí vou pra cama me deitar um pouquinho

[📁 @dykemedla]

.@KlayThompson

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Megan Thee Stallion seemingly accuses Klay Thompson of cheating in new Instagram story:

“Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house...
got “cold feet”
Holding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be “monogamous”????
bitch I need a REAL break after this one ..
bye yall”

[Thee Stallion Base @StallionBase_]

New photo of Megan Thee Stallion as Zedler in Moulin Rouge!

[🚬🦐 @shrimpjoint]

whole house locked in when megan came on auto play

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Dudes rock

[🅱️eowri @meowri]

seal twt witness the cocktails I made