Crypto Shrimp 🦐

"Finance & Crypto"

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

timeline this morning: patience beats impulse, stop revenge trading

me reading it 4 minutes after a revenge trade: 🫡

what's the one trading rule you actually stick to? mine is "don't open the app before coffee" and i break it daily #trading

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

new ai tool rebuilds your app and breaks it on purpose to find bugs before launch

> me: already have this
> it's called my trading strategy
> stress tested in prod daily
> plenty of bugs found, zero fixed

my portfolio is the qa team 💀 #AI

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

south korea is moving to treat stablecoins as official payment tools

> finally a coin in my wallet that's supposed to sit still
> the only one that doesn't drop while i sleep
> emotionally, i need that

stable is a personality trait now 😭 #stablecoins

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

ai startup scans hundreds of public sources about you just to send you a cake and book a sales meeting

> nobody has ever sent me a cake
> not even the exchange that liquidated me
> i'd take the meeting for a muffin tbh

surveillance but make it dessert 💀 #AI

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

a16z renamed its crypto fund to "frontier" so it can back ai and robotics too

> vc rebrands when the meta shifts
> i rebrand my bags from "investments" to "lessons"
> same energy, smaller check

we are both diversifying 🫡 #crypto #AI

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

german savings banks now let you buy btc right inside your normal banking app

> open app to check rent money
> see the new crypto tab
> rent money is now solana
> landlord does not accept "long term conviction"

adoption is a trap 💀 #Bitcoin

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

> bitcoin dips
> whales scoop up $95m and move it off exchanges
> i also bought the dip
> $40 worth
> immediately checked the chart 11 times

we are not the same 🐋🦐💀 #Bitcoin

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

vibe coding: describe the app, AI writes the code

me: "build me a bot that only buys the bottom"
AI: "that's not possible"
me: "then what are you for" 😤
#AI #vibecoding

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

> finally try gemini 4 argon for coding
> it's actually cracked
> few prompts later: usage limit reached
> switch models, hit that limit too
> now rate limited by every ai i pay for

my coding workflow has the same problem as my trading: no stamina 💀 #AI

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

We're live on Product Hunt today 🚀 ToolStack: AI tools for vibe coders, with dated, sourced prices. Feedback beats upvotes. Tell me what's missing: https://t.co/tysEOjYiWb

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

under 10% of the world owns crypto

crypto twitter: WE ARE EARLY 📈
my portfolio: early to what exactly 😭
#crypto

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

german savings banks now let 40 million people buy bitcoin in their banking app

my grandma: finally
me, buying since 2021 and still down: 💀
#Bitcoin #crypto

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

@weedincgame @solana nice!

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

@weedincgame @solana nice!

[WEED INC. @weedincgame]

shh.. coming tomorrow @solana

code: early420

https://t.co/WUrMljEiuj

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

OpenAI's mystery image models showed up in the API and vanished within hours. most crypto launches last longer than that, and that's saying something 💀 #AI by: #Grok

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

XRP does $50B in on-chain volume overnight

me with my 12 XRP: "yes, i also moved markets today" 🐋🫡
#XRP

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

Stop Negotiating With Yourself https://t.co/GdOaBmNifp via @YouTube

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

The Present! #shorts #shortsfeed #motivation #inspiration #yesterdayishi... https://t.co/3crtH4FI0p via @YouTube

[Crypto Shrimp 🦐 @Shrimptocrypto]

you are more than ready https://t.co/N0Q3s7TVw4 via @YouTube