Yeon

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

please be my "let's get married when we turn 30 and are both single" friend

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

und 6 katzen und 1 hund

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

wein und gras in schweiz oh lord mir geht es guuuuuuuuuuut

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

wein und gras in schweiz oh lord mir geht es guuuuuuuuuuut

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

they call the expectations remix the bi anthem but honestly all the bisexuals I know got zero expectations and just get played all the time

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

are we friends are we less are we more anyways yeah introduce me to ur moms bestfriend

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

"are you religious" but it's more complicated than your last situationship

[nilly ⏾ gojo truther @withlovenil]

dudes in france looting sephora to get stuff for their girls or the ones handing out sanitary pads they looted to every woman they see chivalry is so back

[자슥이 @breaktheapples]

니욘앤비욘

[bel ʕ ᵔⰙᵔ⠕ʔ @haecheow]

france starting another revolution meanwhile lassen sich deutsche von merz in arsch bumsen jeden tag

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

Just found out I'm able to do chin-ups lmk if u need a strong man to save u

[Angela 🦪 @lnthemood4Iove]

Never buying knock off aliexpress Miffy stickers again they’re having this bitch kill herself !!!!

[blub𓇼 @For3stGre3n]

Die Hochbegabung zu Cracky Pipeline must be studied

[blub𓇼 @For3stGre3n]

2 typen auf einem e scooter lwk schwuler als gaysex

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

"ist der cappuccino milchig" und ich versuche höflich zu bleiben aber chef lacht sich tot

[미인방범대 @ibeautysomuch]

그냥 갑자기 든 생각인데
기독교에서 이래서 지옥 가고 저래서 지옥 가고 어쩌고 하는데
그럼 천국은 시스헤테로기독교인들만 있고
나머지는 다 지옥에 있다고 치면 압도적으로 지옥이 유잼 아님?

[Ella Glorp @ellaglorp]

Kaufe meine Kondome in XXL für den Baggy Fit

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

zweiter wein diese woche und es ist mittwoch darf es einer so gut gehen

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

boss gave me the special expensive wine for taste test this is the best shit ive ever tried

[Yeon @shrimpundschnab]

warum schaut meine mom sich meine insta story an sie ist nie auf insta