necropolis 🔞

28 || diagnosed with terminal can't shut up disease. 18+ only, just in case. witcher/fallout/medieval history/resident evil inside

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and i see your tesla loudly flip in the air and destroy my serenity, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher

[burger girl 2 @chzbrgrg]

the work of alison bechdel continues to be evergreen

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

OSIRIS: my beloved wife thank you for finding almost all my pieces and restoring me to life

ISIS: you're welcome

OSIRIS: but you really couldn't find my penis

ISIS: no it vanished. complete mystery

ANUBIS: isis i have the mummified paperweight you wanted

ISIS: not now anubis

[Léo Chérel @cherelleo_art]

Empty Shell. 🥚

#Zelda35th #Zelda #majorasmask #Link

[jill valentine’s lesbian lover 🩸 @lesbiohazard]

“love is in the air” WRONG. UROBOROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 A NEW GENESIS IS AT HAND 🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋THE HUMAN RACE REQUIRES JUDGMENT

[sensitive young hetaira @sensualhoplite]

heard a teenage boy in the park saying to his friend “do you know what the chain of command is? it’s the chain I beat you with until you listen to my command.” he’s going places.

[necropolis 🔞 @shrinesilt]

@orgnhrvest @uwuburus wow thank you!! i cant wait to check these out!

[Lee ☔️ @rcntlydcccased]

I am not above thirst trapping Jareth

[meya @MEYASEGOO]

Maryland will build a townhome in your ass if you’re not paying attention

[necropolis 🔞 @shrinesilt]

@banzombiez @TojiFushiNoZen @worsecurseuser @cursedinventory do u think toji gave him cute lil spit curls 😭

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

The Blair Witch: stop staring at that wall

Me: no, you’re gonna be mean to me

The Blair Witch: I told you I’m done yelling

Me: You’re not. You’re gonna be mean to me

[Ryomen Sukuna @IHATEyuji35]

Fat people, come to my temple immediately.

[necropolis 🔞 @shrinesilt]

@lab_grown_yaoi ah man that would've been cool!! hope you had fun 🥰

[Apollo🫀 @poliaths]

stranger

[necropolis 🔞 @shrinesilt]

@lab_grown_yaoi Omg, is this in Baltimore? I was just there!!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to be really into halloween in your late twenties

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚕☀️10月カプセルトイ発売予定 @aonrcraft]

🔍たぬき　尻尾しましまじゃない　なんで

🔍人間　たぬき　知らない

🔍たぬき　アライグマ　違い

🔍たぬき　間違えられる　なんで

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit