shrinky

Hopelessly addicted to Caprisuns and coloring little squares

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

How I be waitin for my DoorDash

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

Just got off the phone with Senator Mitch McConnell. He was very aware and we spoke for 20 minutes about femboys, twinks, and the differences between them.

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

Lego’s most complex set, the AK-47! Build the barrel, load the magazine, switch off the safety. Get ready to take down the bourgeoisie! New from LEGO!

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

I did the opposite of overdosing

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

Thanks for the understanding, we’ll see you all next year :) ♥️♥️♥️

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

Moving to Goochland

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

i really wish panera still had the lemonade that kills you

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

Wanna take a test? Come listen to episode 10 to find out which one!

https://t.co/QB0rnRGn9k

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

Ben Dave & Jerry Buster

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

Episode 5 is out now!

https://t.co/QB0rnRGn9k

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

@FreddieDredd MY COLLECTION!!!

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

They took his fuckin arms

[mustang039 @mustan0391]

Mick Jagger on the cover of WSJ. Magazine

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

Episode 4 is out now! We take a deeper dive into Citizens United v. FEC. Spoiler Alert: VERY bad! Not good, even.

-New episodes every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts-

https://t.co/QB0rnRGn9k

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

Episode 3 is out now!

- New episodes every Wednesday -

Link to listen and all socials in bio

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

I got cucked by a robot

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

What is your ideal sex robot?

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

What is your ideal sex robot?

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

Episode 2 is out now!

https://t.co/QB0rnRGn9k

[Learning Curve Podcast @learncurvepod]

Episode 1 is out now! https://t.co/nuHVQYNqcm

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

Upper-decking the Jack in the Box toilet

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes.

The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

It’s fucking loony toons land. You get 15 years cause it’s your 3rd time stealing a candy bar and you’re handed an old timey pinstripe hat and suit and have to crush boulders for 15 cents a day. almost 4 million people who own mugs that say “it’s winesday” voted for that.

[shrinky @shrink3dink]

Stealin valor today (wearing Carhart pants)