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WE RIDE AT DAWN
Assembling the boys for every unhinged clip, debate and meltdown from Shrinkage Pod
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The MikeyBets squeeze out continues.

A week without a desk.
Empty seats everywhere.
Nobody taking responsibility.

Many people are saying this.

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Adam Sandler really made a movie that starts with a magic remote and ends with grown men rethinking their entire lives.

Then somehow this conversation turns into roasting The Blind Side 30 seconds later. 😂

🎥 New Shrinkage clip.

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Trying to support your friend cutting back on smoking…

…and finding out their entire personality is apparently:
1.High
2.Horny

No third option.

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This caller definitely wasn’t talking about a friend.

That’s all I’ll say. 😂

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Please don’t make fun of @RealMikeyBets performance. He has a bad shoulder and you shouldn’t shame someone with a bad shoulder.

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“We had to take a quick break… I was so hungry I needed a PB&J.”

Five seconds later:

“Just mute your mic if you hear me chewing.”

“Nobody mutes their mic.”

An all-time podcast interruption. 😂🥪

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The overlap between people who walk slow in public and people who camp in the left lane has to be 100%. 😂

You finally go to pass them and suddenly they’re matching your speed.

Absolute psychopath behavior.

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“I treat women like food.”

An absolutely INSANE opening line to explain why you’d be mad if your buddy hooked up with someone you just hooked up with. 💀🍔

The burger analogy somehow only got worse from there.

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Sometimes life is all about hypotheticals @MeganMakinMoney

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Bears fan: “How do I deal with my favorite football team abandoning me?”

Response: “People from Northwest Indiana are basically Chicagoans anyway.”

The Indiana Bears discourse is officially broken. 😂

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Guys between you and I, I am concerned about @DannyJConrad. I just walked into the Anus studio and he’s sitting in the dark. All alone. I think Mintzy broke him

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Security in the west side is a tough gig. Shoutout Tristian for keeping the community safe.

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The Hancock analogy for moving on after a relationship ended is way more accurate than it should be.

Every time they come back into your life, it feels like you lose all your progress. 😂