Adam Sandler really made a movie that starts with a magic remote and ends with grown men rethinking their entire lives.
Then somehow this conversation turns into roasting The Blind Side 30 seconds later. 😂
🎥 New Shrinkage clip.
“We had to take a quick break… I was so hungry I needed a PB&J.”
Five seconds later:
“Just mute your mic if you hear me chewing.”
“Nobody mutes their mic.”
An all-time podcast interruption. 😂🥪
The overlap between people who walk slow in public and people who camp in the left lane has to be 100%. 😂
You finally go to pass them and suddenly they’re matching your speed.
Absolute psychopath behavior.
“I treat women like food.”
An absolutely INSANE opening line to explain why you’d be mad if your buddy hooked up with someone you just hooked up with. 💀🍔
The burger analogy somehow only got worse from there.
Bears fan: “How do I deal with my favorite football team abandoning me?”
Response: “People from Northwest Indiana are basically Chicagoans anyway.”
The Indiana Bears discourse is officially broken. 😂
Guys between you and I, I am concerned about @DannyJConrad. I just walked into the Anus studio and he’s sitting in the dark. All alone. I think Mintzy broke him
The Hancock analogy for moving on after a relationship ended is way more accurate than it should be.
Every time they come back into your life, it feels like you lose all your progress. 😂