Mickey Riot (she/her)

🛹sometimes I skate, 🧵sometimes I sew, sometimes I study 📚 Lots of the time I mind my business

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching all of them squirm in their seats is very satisfying. this was extremely badass and immaculately delivered

[ִֶָ @djoswifts]

and FUCK the kardashian jenners i don’t fucking care anymore. they’re all horrible for their own reason, and you all need to stop talking about them as if they provide anything to the world other than horrible perceptions as women and first world problems

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

He literally did on his first day. FFS.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

It begins

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bernie Sanders on Donald Trump’s inauguration:

“When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.”

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Remember kids, it’s always morally correct to punch *****

:)

[Emily Davies @ELaserDavies]

Presidents Obama and Bush on their way to the Capitol Rotunda:

Staffer to Bush: “Are you going to behave?”

Obama chimes in from behind: “Nope.”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

[. @JuanSotoHater]

tomorrow i hate watch like no one has ever hate watched before

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I need every democrat to have this energy for the next four years

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Sounds like a confession that @elonmusk changed vote totals to hand him the election.

[🫧 morgan ✨ @itsdrsweetheart]

not to be barbie but how do you guys cope with the growing sense of dread that the world is legitimately going to end in our lifetimes and everything you know and love will collapse into chaos

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

To be clear, this is the ONLY reason Trump moved it indoors.

Not weather, just does not want to be embarrased once again.

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

Hamas releasing 33 Israelis and Israel releasing 1,000 Palestinians might make you wonder who really held hostages

[WhitTheHelly @WhitneyChanell]

BREAKING: Supreme Court orders millions of small business owners and creators who earn a living from TikTok to enter the already dismal workforce or face potential homelessness, which is criminalized.

There, I fixed it for you.

[Amra Olević Reyes @amrezy]

Free Luigi

[jas💌 @1girl1library]

Barnes and Noble was closing numerous stores in 2020 and BookTok literally saved them AND increased reading rates AND helped popularize several authors SPECIFICALLY indie authors soooo....

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

UnitedHealth has been reported to overcharge some cancer patients for drugs by more than 1000%.