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Personality #dollypartonchallenge @shrm

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@RyanAFournier Very disappointed that you haven’t found a way to blame this on DEI.

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@CBSNews This is what happens when you hire white males instead of DEI hires.

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@BNONews This is what happens when you hire white males instead of DEI hires.

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I asked ChatGPT for a list of popular speakers who were light on content. Two of the first names it gave me were @simonsinek and @TheJohnCMaxwell @shrm @JohnnyCTaylorJr #shrm26

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Well, well, well. How the turn tables. @shrm @JohnnyCTaylorJr

https://t.co/N1NXrBVqT5

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

When I was 22 years old, I commissioned as an Ensign in the United States Navy and swore an oath to the Constitution. I upheld that oath through flight school, multiple deployments on the USS Midway, 39 combat missions in Operation Desert Storm, test pilot school, four space shuttle flights at NASA, and every day since I retired – which I did after my wife Gabby was shot in the head while serving her constituents.

In combat, I had a missile blow up next to my jet and flew through anti-aircraft fire to drop bombs on enemy targets. At NASA, I launched on a rocket, commanded the space shuttle, and was part of the recovery mission that brought home the bodies of my astronaut classmates who died on Columbia. I did all of this in service to this country that I love and has given me so much.

Secretary Hegseth’s tweet is the first I heard of this. I also saw the President’s posts saying I should be arrested, hanged, and put to death.

If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution.

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My little bird also told me that @SHRM and @JohnnyCTaylorJr are considering @DesireResorts for next year’s #vlbm.

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My informant also told me that when @JohnnyCTaylorJr showed up for bottomless churros, he was asked to go put on some pants. @shrm #vlbm

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My spy has infiltrated @shrm #vlbm in Cancun. She reports that company dress codes are being violated left and right.

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@SHRM @VanJones68 @JohnnyCTaylorJr Way to go @shrm @JohnnyCTaylorJr! You’ve really sparked some productive dialogue!

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@FreethinkingHR @robbystarbuck @SHRM @VanJones68 @JohnnyCTaylorJr This is the nuance that we’re not going to get from Starbuck. According to him, it’s all bad and his anecdotes (not systematically collected evidence) are meant to shock.

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@FreethinkingHR @robbystarbuck @SHRM @VanJones68 @JohnnyCTaylorJr One problem is throwing around “DEI” as if it’s one thing. When the Dodgers hired AND included Jackie Robinson, that’s the perfect example of how AA is supposed to work. But because of non-evidenced based crap being done (by a few? we don’t really know), all AA is outlawed.

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@giglio36178 @robbystarbuck @SHRM @VanJones68 You could have just said “black”

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@FreethinkingHR How do you think Starbuck would address Kline, Rose, & Walters (2024)

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@FreethinkingHR @robbystarbuck @SHRM @VanJones68 @JohnnyCTaylorJr The HR profession needs _informed_ voices, not Starbuck (or Jones, for that matter). Attention-grabbing anecdotes just polarize and make people emotional. We need evidence-based ideas to deal with real problems.

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@SHRM @VanJones68 @JohnnyCTaylorJr Totally embarrassing

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@robbystarbuck @SHRM @VanJones68 And this is not “the largest annual HR conference”. What a #doofus.

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Spread the word! #shrm26 Tuesday night entertainment is #Coldplay !!! @SHRM @JohnnyCTaylorJr

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I’ll attend #shrm26 only if she is one of the keynotes. She’s got a story I want to hear. @shrm @JohnnyCTaylorJr