roy kent

i’m a donkey on the fucking edge

[✪४Cait⩔⍟ CEO of Magician!Seb 🎩🪄 @TerrysBowTie]

Me about to beat his ass

[roy kent @shrmpheavennow]

mellie uhbucky i genuinely believe you are practicing witchcraft at this point how do you do it time after time after time again

[roy kent @shrmpheavennow]

when the two people you cheated on become besties because they bonded over how much of a loser you are

[riya ⟢ @k1rstein]

ohh they’re beating his ass

[maria 🏒 @toomany_men]

this tumblr post summarizing my thoughts about the hollanov wedding perfectly

[Tᕼᗩᗩᒪ🟡 @Sinestros_Myte]

got no change sorry brotha

[★ neo @neogalaxite]

thor looking at the current roster

[Jorge @djodjeee_]

Really wish i felt something about this

[roy kent @shrmpheavennow]

“i don’t recognize the songs in the heated rivalry vinyl that are from episode 3” skill issue

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Don’t know why you guys don’t like doing nice things for your friends and families.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Anne Hathaway in The Odyssey stuck at Ithacasa Amor but refusing to explore any new connections

[adeline 🏒 @ekycelly]

WHAT???????

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[🩵ⓒⓞⓢⓜⓘⓒ🤍 @solarastar]

us chronic retweeters have suffered a tremendous loss

[inaya 卌 @figure09sos]

I GOT A LONG TERM PLAN????? WITH SHORT TERM FIXES?????? AND A WASTED HEART THAT JUST ECLIPSES?? AND I PUSH MY LUCK FROM TRUST TO DUST ENOUGH THATS THE STORY OF ANOTHER US????? DOES ANYONE HEAR ME???

[ting @tingusbungus]

How it feels to eat a cosmic Brownie

[soph ⚾️ @grandslam9th]

Baseball teams posting their 2027 season schedules like there’s gonna be a 2027 season

[Lia ☆ @nappingsharks]

how I've been feeling the past week

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

[roy kent @shrmpheavennow]

(sorry nick) is killing me

[Phia League 🥀 @kirillatronn]

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