Alistair Robinson

He who ate all the caviar. A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men.

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@Rebecca_Egan96 What if he was loving you...

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@Rebecca_Egan96 Everybody dies and Thanos gets his cock out and reinvents Vine then meatspins his way over the Silicon Valley

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

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@harrysemple I sir do not envy you...

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@Grego2330 Congrats mate!!!

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@Rebecca_Egan96 fucking brexit

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@LiamPhelps1 not bad at all - smashed it!

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@LiamPhelps1 fucking hell how much?

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So... say hello to my daughter

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Last night my affection for the lower leagues of French football went from 0-100 really quick between the time frames of 7pm to 9pm

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I'm late to the party but dishonored 2 is like a Chinese kid at maths

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@td_rules @Ryan_Kitching you not got bad odds on trump their who is that with Billy Hill we're only offering 4/1 on trump

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@td_rules @Ryan_Kitching you put any money on it?

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@Harri594 why were you watching skydiving porn? #flappywillies

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Bethesda must of helped make mafia 3 - only they make games that crash this much...

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Cancer recovery hype!!! #getmebackinwork #bored