shronk

Cynical Sarcasm in Poker Media

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Get home from the pharmacy, and park'd in my ASSIGNED parking spot is a company/business van with the name "Parking Solutions" on the side.

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Home from hospital. They did manage 2 lose my clothes, shoes, and wallet, but at least I feel better. (came home in paper scrubs and socks)

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Hospital can't find my clothes or wallet ... Wtf

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My whole room smells like starburst, yet I haven't eaten in 3 days

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Waitin on dr r clearance. Most pain gone. Wtchd all seas 3 of how I met ur mother, missed lost - NO SPOILERS! I will kill u w. My hands.

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Anyone can call or text if they like, its obv boring here

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Have to stay overnight for observation so they're sure my pancreis levels are ok. No tv either. Lukily brght HIMYM dvds

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In the ER, pancreatitus got worse. :(

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Saw adam junglen at my doctors today. Vegas is weird.

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@kteller Tryin it now, tastes like pepsi where the ice has melted a little (which I actually prefer, less syrup-y) - "confidently reccomend"

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My friend Brian from home in philly is in town this week. He is obsessed with buying new products, got me this - http://tinyurl.com/ca4gj5

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@joesebok if you play the sport, arent you supposed to type it "raquetball" and be all sophisticated-like ?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

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House: "I lost my mojo" ... Wilson: "Have you retraced your steps?"

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I might go to the pirates show at treasure island tonight dressed in a navy uniform and see if I can get a bunch of people to boo them

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...and I'm fine with it either way. Oh, numb3rs tonight was cool.

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and once again, twitters desire to force into brevity has cost them MORE money than if there was no limit on my musings. ...

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and it is our job, if we are efficiently smart and efficiently industrious, to find out what it is.

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We're under the assumption that there is a theory out there ...

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"Can't tell you the last time I played Badminton, but I have about twelve shuttlecocks in my trunk." - Casey