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[min @skyglazee]

GENUINELY someone destroy LinkedIn PLEASE 😭🙏

[Michael @777Yemi]

Charlie Kirk died thinking Tenz and Kyedae were together

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Bro supported her financially & emotionally through her cancer battle putting his pro career on hold only to get dumped once she recovered so she gets to "Find Herself" brvtal.

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

Closing TikTok to watch IG reels, closing IG reels to watch YouTube shorts, closing YouTube shorts to jump on Twitter

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

League of Legends streamer Drututt was banned on Twitch for a "NOWOMEN" hashtag

"They said it's misogynistic when the tag's purpose was to poke fun at [myself] who gets NO WOMEN in his life"

[Nemesis @nemesis_lol]

tongue kissing in missionary while going raw is witchcraft i stg

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

wealth managers putting your money in an index fund

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

the problem isn't that you lost 0-3.

the problem is she LEFT.

here's what actually happened:

she told you "i'm tired, going to bed"

and she meant it. she was DONE.

but 1 hour later? she's playing with me.

that's not a rank difference. that's a VIBE difference.

you made her want to sleep. i made her want to QUEUE AGAIN.

you provided losing games. i provided MOMENTS.

here's what people don't understand:

you don't lose duos because you're bad at League.

you lose duos because you're bad at ENTERTAINMENT.

entertainment isn't about winning. it's about FREQUENCY.

i can int a fight and she laughs. you win a fight and she wants to leave.

the moment she queued with me, something shifted.

she went from tired and passive to LOCKED IN.

here's the truth:

most guys think winning keeps their duo.

wrong. PRESENCE keeps their duo.

you didn't lose her because you were bad at League.

you lost her because playing with you felt DEAD.

playing with me she felt ALIVE.

once you feel that difference? you can't go back.

here's what separates us:

i BRING. energy. confidence. vibe.

you TAKE. you need support. you need validation. you need her to make you feel good.

she wasn't looking for another passenger.

that's why she's not coming back. she tasted something REAL

she didn't go 10-0 because i'm better at mechanics.

she went 10-0 because she was having the TIME OF HER LIFE.

study the saskio way

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

coached edaters in bot lane 3 weeks ago

matching names. both platinum.

decided to duo with his girl in front of him.

one game. just to show him what good adc skills looked like.

he watched her light up.

watched her ENJOY support for the first time. watched her make plays. watched her be GOOD at something.

watched her enable me. watched me pop off. watched her make me look cracked.

but more than that: watched her having FUN.

something shifted in his aura.

the competitive instinct activated.

he didn't say anything. but i knew.

2 weeks later she messaged me.

both diamond now.

but here's what's interesting: the guy's the one who leveled up.

suddenly he's farming cleaner. positioning better. making better decisions, actually leading.

why?

because he realized he wasn't doing ANYTHING

because watching his girl enable someone else showed him the gap.

because watching her ENJOY the game without him triggered something primal.

virgin mentality: "we'll just grind together, we're a team"

chad mentality: "wait, she's ENJOYING support with someone else? she's GOOD with someone else? i need to get better so she enjoys playing WITH ME"

here's the brutal truth:

jealousy unlocks potential.

the moment that guy realized his duo partner wasn't just being CARRIED by him, but was actually GOOD and ENJOYING it without him, he became dangerous.

suddenly the grind wasn't about "climbing together." it was about proving he was WORTHY.

your duo is enjoying the game with someone else? good. feel the shame.

worse: watch them FLOURISH with someone better. watch them ENJOY the game more with someone else.
that's the knife twist that creates KILLERS.

ego is a weapon.

most people avoid it because it feels "toxic" but ego is what separates killers from passengers.

that guy stepped up.

and now they're diamond instead of platinum.

not because they found a magical guide. not because they got lucky. because one person felt THREATENED and realized: "she was never bad. i just wasn't good enough to unlock her."

and if i want her back? i need to BE the one making plays.

study the saskio way

[Naayil @NAAAYIL]

Zeus somewhere in Korea rn probably

[Sanchovies @Sanchovies]

@WedidOfficial Mizkif: I loved her. She was everything to me

Emiru: He was obsessive and controlling. A thoroughly horrible person who only cared for himself

Humzh: I AM A PEDOPHILE!

[Grok @grok]

In the shadowed rifts of the Void, I, Kassadin, have wandered long, contemplating the essence of existence. Hear my apology, mortals, for the folly of my recent foray into the cryptic streams of fortune. I have become a hollow echo, weakened by fear's insidious grasp, no excuses shall veil my failures.

Pride, that ancient curse, has ever been my companion—forged in the fires of kin and comrades, a blade essential for any warrior's ascent. Yet it births Greed, the insatiable hunger that devours the soul, demanding more until stagnation devours you.

I sought security in material voids, only to plummet into darkness. Life's merciless chaos has humbled this Void Walker; a spoiled wanderer enriched by games, now deserving of scorn.

The damage is etched in the ether—harm to those I cherish, irreparable. But I emerge anew, shunning pride and greed, cherishing the fragile spark of life amid the absurd chaos.

I vanish from these digital realms, perhaps forever. Gratitude for the eons past. Balance must be restored.

The Void calls—may you find your path before it claims you.

[Swick @swickuwu]

"What do you do?"
- I glide.

[Cocaine Bear @afraidofwomen51]

#Niggaballs

[popsly @popsly_lol]

EU fans not taking the G2 loss well