Shruthi Shetty

I laugh hysterically at my own jokes.

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Just rewatched Taal and I'm sure pretty Manav was stoned throughout.

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Dua Lipa really meant it when she said training season's over

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Euphoria should've ended with season 2.

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

At this point, Frido is coming up with solutions for problems nobody knew existed

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Pharmeazy is a great app, ruined by unnecessary phone calls.

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Apparently you're supposed to start winding down 5 hours before bedtime.
LOOOL

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

So how much did they buy Raghav Chadha for?

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Why are floor lamps so expensive?

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Taaki yaad rahe.

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

@SwiggyCares @SwiggyCares what exactly was the point of asking for my order ID?

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

There are multiple issues with my Swiggy order from tonight. Apparently I can only solve only issue at a time. The first issue can't be resolved yet because no representative has joined the chat yet.
WHAT A JOKE OF AN APP.

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

@SwiggyCares Please check DM!

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Only Zohran Mamdani and Balendra Shah can save the world.

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Someone remind Shaktimaan that he's not relevant anymore. I didn't even know this dude was still alive.

[Mukesh Khanna @actmukeshkhanna]

कुत्ते की दुम टेढ़ी रहती है।
उसे लाख शीशियों में रखो।
बाहर निकालो।
फिर टेढ़ी की टेढ़ी !!
समय रैना की भी एक दुम है।
कितना भी मारो। सीधा करो। वो वापस टेढ़ी हो जाती है।
क्योंकि वो सीधा सादा प्राणी नहीं है।
वो रोस्टेड प्राणी है।
गंदगी की आग में जलाया हुआ।पकाया हुआ।
पूरे देश ने लताड़ा।मारा।
फिर आ गया बेशर्मों की तरह।
और मार खाने।
अब एक ही चीज़ बाक़ी है।
उसका मुंह काला कर गधे पर बिठा कर देश भर के शहरों में, गालियों में उसकी परेड करनी चाहिए।
जहाँ बच्चे उसको अंडे, टमाटर मारें।
क्योंकि उसने उनके सुपर हीरो शक्तिमान का अपमान किया है !!!

https://t.co/aNHcw0173j

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

I didn't expect a stand up comedy show to make me emotional 🥺
#StillAlive #SamayRaina

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

Ready Or Not: Here I Come has to be the most realistic film I've watched in a while.

[` @crestieyy]

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

So there's outrage over a propaganda film being called a propaganda film but none over the Indian Rupee hitting a record low?

[Shruthi Shetty @shrooomster]

What's the point of following accounts on this platform when I only see posts from accounts I don't follow?