Shelby York

I watch a lot of Meg Ryan movies

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

@united I canceled my flight yesterday and have the credit. I am confused about the deadline to use the credit. Do I have a year from the trip booking date or a year from the scheduled trip date?

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

@united I have a flight booked next week that I’d like to cancel. My booking date was in October, so do I have until then to just book a flight (even if the flight itself departs later than October) or does the new flight I book have to depart before my booking date (October)?

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

When an old highschool crush keeps viewing your LinkedIn profile but never asks to be a connection why do I feel 15 again

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

You really cannot exit the bathroom fast enough when you walk in to find a woman standing in the middle of the floor crying.

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

@MoviePass I demand an answer

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

Snuck out of work for a mid afternoon Bop’s street. This is how I will rise to the top

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

Standing in airport security when they have to walk the dog through and all I can think is “what if he smells my activated charcoal cleanser”

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

Nothing turns me into a woman of the darkness faster than a fly that keeps escaping death

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

Blenda has asked me to eat lunch with her aka Blenda has requested I give a presentation on how often I clean my house followed by an update on my current relationship status ending with a poem about how mother's are the heart and soul of this country

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

It’s always gonna rain when you accidentally left your umbrella at your office

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

The Hattiesburg High School marquee has a slide that says “Is your child at school today?” And I’ve laughed at it the entire school year

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

This nail salon man is trying to do his best massage work right now except I can’t quit twitching my feet bc so ticklish

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/qLs4DxiWJG

[DidYouHaiku? @didyouhaiku]

If our cup holders /
aren't safe places to put /
our drinks THEN WHAT IS
#accidentalhaiku by @shrrbs

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

If our cup holders aren't safe places to put our drinks THEN WHAT IS

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

Cherry Lime La Croix was sitting in the cup holder then TURNED UPSIDE DOWN without any warning. I just watched all the La Croix leak out into the cup holder shocked and horrified

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

I just filed a claim on Amazon for $6.17 because that's where I'm at right now

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

I have hate in my heart for people on Spring Break right now

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

Two men have been standing outside my apartment for 15 min talking about how they can’t find Krystal’s and don’t know what to do #prayforthem

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

The new Snapchat makes me hold real judgement in my heart for people who don’t make bitmojis

[Shelby York @shrrbs]

The discover part of Snapchat has just turned into a Star magazine. Can hear my mom saying “put down that trash” everytime I look