Zave

Just a guy being a dude.

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@notflip @robtor1 @MyFitnessPal Same for me in the UK

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@msg_jacob Make Me Feel by Janelle Monae, please and thank you

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... Remember Twitter?

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@JenniferBurnt One liners are the best jokes. Not that this is one of them.

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@phil_keech that I got a dog? Too fucking right, I was broody af

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@ItsAJessicat Though there's a bit of her in all of us. It's the Circle of Scat.

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@ItsAJessicat wh- wha-... bu-... wh-... what jus-... I don't-... bu-... I like it.

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@ItsAJessicat Sweet beans!! I'm gunna randomly suggest Wed then 😉👉 I'm at the 'rents' for a bit, then moving into a flat in Hull, holy cow

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@ItsAJessicat Aw shucks! Thank you! You da cool cat here, wanna hang next week? (I say this as if there's an option, I only have next week)

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@ItsAJessicat Oh look! It's that cool guy, Jessie!! It's been maybe over a year, would you believe! Would love to have a catch up, you game?

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@shrub007 Well I really fucked up my grammar and my whole twitter feed with that shitey apostrophe so bye forever Twitter.

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@shrub007 probably the driest tweet I've ever tweeted ever.

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If I had the ability to see into the future I'd use my powers to see on what train journey my tickets get checked to avoid paying in advance

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The best part about visiting art galleries is that people think you're hella cultured but really you're just there for the reclining nudes.

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@alexjh23 Hahahaha!! Of course... We all have to try to be happy before our imminent deaths :D

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How do you human.

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@shrub007 that was shocking. stop.

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Don't want to sound too big headed here, but I'm a pretty decent crastinator.

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So personality test result came out as 'loner' today.

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EVERYTHING IS FINE.