Zentipede

Totally radical socialist arthropod

[Alex Jacquez @AlexSJacquez]

When I worked at USDA and we mildly suggested that maybe children shouldn’t drink energy drinks in the nutrition guidelines the Monster Energy lobbyists came in with a presentation on how Monster wasn’t just fine for kids, it was actually beneficial.

[Handsome Shrek @1thicstrawberry]

Where was this energy when the White House was using Pokémon font and graphics for propaganda?

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Other teacher who isn't trans and gave the exact same grade wasn't fired

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

AM I TO UNDERSTAND....THAT *FEDERAL* AGENTS ....HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING AN *INSTAGRAM* *PICTURE* OF *SEASHELLS* FOR *NINE* TO *ELEVEN* GODDAMNED MONTHS?!?

[Erik Wasson @elwasson]

Fun fact : the King isn’t allowed to enter the House of Commons

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

The state of the American left:

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

When evidence disappears it’s generally called “tampering”.

The Attorney General wants you to think bullets disappearing after a shooting is totally normal.

They’re weaponizing incompetence.

[Momo🥵🇨🇦 @Momoreoluwaa]

when you do something right and your boss actually sees it

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

*this* is why they’re building data centers everywhere and jacking up your electricity bill

[a newsman @a_newsman]

The republican pitch to voters in an election year dominated by the crushing costs of living in this country should be the urgent need for a new marble and gold ballroom for members of the American ruling class to have safer banquets

[Zentipede @ShrugginBug]

@hstslarp @vocaloidspoiler @blkcatgirlsplz Humanslop

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Am I the only one who remembers a year ago when a bunch of teenagers said we had to cut the funding to like Sesame Street and AIDS prevention because we were on the verge of financial collapse? Did we all just imagine that?

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

THEY. DO. NOT. CARE.

[Abby 🐍🪽 @Queener_Weener]

Liking Star Wars is a humiliation ritual sometimes

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

I feel like…maybe…he might be worse on Israel than Kamala

[Anthony LaMesa @ajlamesa]

Formal reflecting pools are supposed to have gray or stone bottoms. Yeah, this is going to be a big change. And NPS will be forced to spend a lot of money to remove the blue coating in the future.

[Phlydaily @PhlyDaily]

Sickest video on the internet

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

“We are tired of waiting for them to uphold international law…”

People Against Genocide reports from the roof of Israeli drone factory in Leicester.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Tim Heidecker and Connor O’Malley have been asymptotically approaching it, but no one has achieved this.