Mark Shrum

Be kind and respectful. Love your neighbor, even if they look or act differently than you. Trying to teach future generations more than just Algebra.

[Mark Shrum @Shrum412]

Store clerk: "Be sure to check out that new Commando scent, great woodsy, smoky scent. Perfect for a manly guy like yourself."

Me: definitely *home improvement grunt*

Register girl: "So just this bar of All Hail the Queen for you, today?"

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I remember in college when either the power went out or a fridge died and we "had" to eat all the ice cream. Knocked out a half gallon of Breyers extra creamy chocolate. Crazy that I'd still need 33 more grams of sugar to match this drink 😂

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NEW: Crumbl just launched a drink containing a staggering 186 grams of sugar — nearly half a pound of sugar in a single serving. That’s about the same as drinking 5 cans of Coke or eating roughly 19 Krispy Kreme donuts.

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Crumbl was taking the wrong lesson from this

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Real bummer of a sports day and I haven't even gotten home yet

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Aaron Rai with an exclamation point!

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Cool stuff, Fitzpatricks!

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Gary Woodland!! What an awesome story.

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I still can't believe this Tennessee basketball run. Three straight Elite Eights!?

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So sweaty right now

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Not sure why my account is so hot right now. So many log in attempts. Just a heads-up potential hacker, only like 6 people ever see these tweets.

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Live Más

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Crap, I'm gonna have to get Apple TV

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Apple has landed the rights to turn ‘MISTBORN’ into a film franchise & ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ into a TV series.

Brandon Sanderson will write, produce and consult on all projects.

(Source: https://t.co/Ka6RvxmT3S)

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About dang time

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

Welcome to Cooperstown, @andruwjones25!

https://t.co/yM4vo4J2ji

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10/10 stuff, Indiana. What an absolute dream season!

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Early Christmas present from the Hawaii Bowl. What a finish!

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We've got the TSSAA 3A semifinal matchup between Westview and Covington tonight on U.S. 51 Country's High School Football Game of the Week. Winner heads to Chattanooga to play for the state title. Listen to all the action on 93.5 FM, WKBQ or online at https://t.co/VlUBMDUxUr

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Wonder if getting a win was enough for Myles to get Defensive Player of the Week? 😂

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We've got the TSSAA 3A Quarterfinal matchup between Dyersburg and Covington tonight on U.S. 51 Country's High School Football Game of the Week. Pregame will start around 6:45 pm and kickoff will be at 7 on 93.5 FM or online at https://t.co/VlUBMDU04T

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U.S. 51 Country's High School Football Game of the Week is a Round 2 matchup of the TSSAA 3A playoffs between Sycamore and Covington. Pregame at 6:45 pm, kickoff at 7. Listen on 93.5 FM, WKBQ or stream online at https://t.co/VlUBMDUxUr

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We've got an opening round matchup of the TSSAA 3A playoffs tonight between Wooddale and Covington on U.S. 51 Country's High School Football Game of the Week. Pregame will begin around 6:45 pm and kickoff is at 7. Listen live on 93.5 FM, WKBQ or online at https://t.co/VlUBMDUxUr