Avery

eventually right?

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: David Sullivan has resigned as joint-chair and director of West Ham United.

🗣️ Sullivan: "I have recently become aware that factually incorrect and entirely false, decades-old allegations concerning my personal life are due to be broadcast and published.

The false allegations levelled against me have been sensationalised by the media. After a lifetime spent building businesses in the adult industry in which I have met thousands of women, it is sadly inevitable that a small number of improper conduct claims are being made against me. I categorically deny these claims.

I am a private man, and those who personally and professionally know the real David Sullivan, not the caricature invented by the tabloids, know exactly who I am and what I stand for. I am absolutely not the person the media has decided to paint me as."

(Source: @WestHam)

[Harry @lexaprotools]

data center? i'm 5'8...i need to date a point guard! 😂

[ؘ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

Kofi Kingston matters more to pro wrestling than hulk hogan ever has

[Yoshinabbis (侍) @yoshinabbis]

これは誰が悪い？

A. 巻いた人
B. 着火した人
C. 吸った人
D. 共産党

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Remember the American government can send a rocket to the moon and finance three wars simultaneously, and apparently an inevitable nuclear apocalypse, but it can’t afford day care, social security or a functioning healthcare system….

[KJGD | Storm @tivstippi]

Founding fathers was talking about freedom while owning 150 slaves each that was the first sign America was about to play in the worlds faces from then on

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

5-time Gold Glove
5-time Silver Slugger
9-time All-Star
2015 World Series Champion
2015 World Series MVP
2020 Comeback Player of the Year
2022 Lou Gehrig Award
2024 Roberto Clemente Award
2024 Stan Musial Award
2026 World Baseball Classic Champion

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

kobe bryant pr up there with obama pr

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

“I pray for everyone, I really do. Except the landlords.”

— Victor Osimhen

[rae @khairmujhekya]

surely me, a pro, won’t crastinate

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Kenneth Walker on the Chiefs

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

LETS GO!! 💪🏽💪🏽

[keegan @FranziaMom]

“Riding in a golf car fatly” sounds like one-half of an Action Bronson lyric designed to rhyme with Marvin Bagley