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[hanny @shrutefarmACNH]

Do you think she’ll want to leave now…?🙈🤷🏼‍♀️

#ACNH #AnimalCrossing

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Jalapeño Hannah is HAMMERED

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Couldn’t make it to the game today?

RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

A little girl with green hair chalk just asked me if my hair was dyed for Halloween. When I told her it was green year round she turned to her dad and screamed:
"YOU SAID GREEN HAIR WAS ILLEGAL AFTER HALLOWEEN! WHY DID YOU LIE?!"

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

My daughter called me from a house party.
"Hey Mom, can we order a pepperoni pizza?"
We had already eaten dinner.
That’s the code.
"Pepperoni" means: Come get me immediately.
"Cheese" means: Call me back in 5 minutes with an excuse.
"Vegetable" means: I’m okay, just checking in.
She said "Pepperoni."
I didn't ask questions. I didn't ask who was there. I just drove.
She got in the car. "They started taking pills," she whispered.
We drove home in silence.
Codes work because they bypass the panic. Give them a script so they don't have to improvise safety.

[reverie keona @reveriekeona]

Disney funny moments 😂😂

[REN @Renn_on_twtt]

@justinbieber Justin Bieber singing “stay” while being drunk

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

I mean this video being 1.3 million views is the epitome of numerology

[fd @fdswift13]

i wish we had the official live version of this performance on streaming

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

they won’t understand

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Mahomes outfit choice is the behavior of a true psychopath and I fully support it.

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

"i never see you at the club" okay well i never see you at the folklore cabin

[arden ⸆⸉ ✨🐈 @ardensofbabylon]

Ed makes me emotional. Just his whole vibe & his voice & how he worked that job at the candy store to buy christmas presents for his kids & how he showed up to the eras tour in a suit jacket & combed back hair & how he rented her cd’s from the local library & his sore knees…

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Mike Tomlin's reaction to those offensive penalties on the Steelers.

[Dani 🩷🧸🎀 @yourrrfavdani]

Tomlin is all of Steelers nation right now. “Man get the fuck away from me” 😭

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

Alright 🗣️ #IndyTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour

[cat 🦕 @mccooking481]

Taylor after playing a song from debut and reputation but not announcing either album
#MiamiTSTheErasTour

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

this edit is amazing, including her talking about him, him about her, the song she wrote about him and the cutest moments form the past year

[Rose loves folklore @Rosetheswift]

The hardest part about being a swiftie is having people constantly remind u how much they dislike Taylor swift like idgaf, stfu about it