(reverend) mother!

bios make me nervous ♥

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

i wish i had the confidence of a mediocre white man

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jd vance … flip it around …

dj vecna 😱

[Shining Science @ShiningScience]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

augmented reality rahman

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

(australian voice) i just saur naursfauraurtaur

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

the wicked soundtrack is about the length of an everything shower 💚

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

bout to make my whole personality wicked

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

so nobody was gonna tell me that kendrick dropped wt actual fuck

[MISS KAY👑💜 @khethiii_m]

I’m really just a chill girl looking for a chill guy so we can have chill-dren.

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

Your “package” “came” in the “male”…..?

[penny centipede @AlolanEggs]

Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover

Guy who does: rlly 👀? Over

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

also today my trumpie boss asked us what toppings we would like for our pizza party next week. am in hell.

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

can I join the 3b movement or do i get divorced

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

chat are we cooked?

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

So excited to say “babe it’s only 7pm isn’t that wild” every night until March

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

reading GRRM as get ready rith me

[Dr. Milfi @kerionmywayward]

Glen Powell is short for Gleneth Powelltrow

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

watched inside out 2 and realized i’m less regulated than a 13 year old

[(reverend) mother! @shruthilee]

me:
con: which bridgerton sister is this melanoise?