Richard Trickle

Just tweeting until Lorne Michaels calls to offer me a real brand of comedy isn’t for everyone. In fact, it’s pretty elitist... Seriously, stop scrolling

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Just had a dream that when meeting someone they called me “other one” so I corrected them. He said I could call him whatever I wanted. I called him “the breeze” but he stopped me and said, “call me Satin Ice.” I began to think he was a hothead when I called him “Cold ass”

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Don’t forget to shave tonight; New year, new pubes.

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@netflix you mean to tell me we just get to meet Ed in the final episode of #CowboyBebop? ah, hell nah! #renew

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Ring around the Rosie, pocket full of 🚩🚩🚩. Ashes, ashes; some of us fall of the wagon.

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@D_Davidson21 So how many times have you bowled a 300? I assume that’s just the average score for a Davidson.

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Thank you @glassanimals for spending 429 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/q7oOjt5O3A so sad that I didn’t get to see you at Bonnaroo, maybe soon though.

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The series “Vikings” is just Game of Thrones for republicans.

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A girl at my work said she was too self conscious to dump the chip remnants from the bottom of the bag into her mouth in public. But then there’s me, eating Nature Valley granola bars anywhere I can.

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Nevada after counting all the votes: “We know who the next president of the United States is... But we’ll never tell!” *turns one shoulder to the camera and looks over it, acting coy*

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Sketch idea: It’s ‘A Christmas Carol’ but Trump on Election Day Eve when he’s visited by Joe Biden in his dream.
“AH! It’s the ghost of Barack Obama!” Trump exclaims.
Joe-“No, it’s me, J-“
Trump interrupts, “I knew it was you, always had. Fool me once, it was just Fake news...”

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@GentryHayes I went on a date to see Interstellar, we were the only ones in there because it wasn’t opening weekend. She tried to talk to me during the first five minutes, I can’t think of her name... Was it Karma, who knows? Not me.

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@justinlstacy God help you if you hesitate.

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Netflix emailed me again, re:Are you enjoying The Office(U.S.)? No, this is my third time through it that you know of Netflix, I’m just in it for the trivia answers now.

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@Remington0047 Now I know you’re a member. Once I see you in the streets, it’ll be on like Michelle Kwan!

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I missed the last Fight Club meeting because of quarantine. What’d I miss and when do we meet again?

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I finally realized why people are buying up all the TP, as I clutched a lonely square to wipe sparingly. They out here saying, “We’re gonna make ‘em WANT to wash their hands for longer than 20 seconds; believe that!” I just hope those “haves” are washing their hands just as hard.

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How come it seems that I’m the only one maintaining quarantine protocol and being emotionally distant? Guys, this is what we’ve trained for.

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I’m of the opinion that we still have time for a “Now THAT’S What I Call Mullets” calendar. But, we have to make it by Valentines Day, otherwise what’s the point?

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@sixsevencomedy @JonReep Really enjoyed y’all this past Sunday. I bought a cd after the show, would’ve stayed for a chat but ya know... awkward boners. That Descartes joke really hit home for me. I hope to catch you again next time you’re in the area.

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When I bust out a good pun and a girl rolls her eyes I can only assume it’s because it gave her an orgasm. No need to thank me though, the pleasure was actually mine all along.