Stuff Grant Says

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I can't fuck a girl so I'm trying to fuck my friends, get off my back lady

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"Don't tap strange."

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"Ahh, it's like punching a child."

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"I just want a president I can get behind, if you know what I'm sayin'."

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"My belly dancing routine is probably a top 10 performance."

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"The sucky thing at the dentist? Oh, you mean the receptionist."

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"Oh you want me to be Chewbacca? I can't."

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"Do you want his Count Cockula?"

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"Or just pump Spencer's iron."

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"Did you hook car batteries up to your nipples?"

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"If I had to fight you, I'd just go fetal and hope you wear yourself out."

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"I feel like I would fuck a meatloaf."

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"Casey, with a dick that small you don't need a napkin over your drink."

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"Funny that International Women's Day is the same day as National Pancake Day."

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"..and let me tell you, the schlong to slit ratio does not get any better."

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Daily PSA.

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"The squatch associate."

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"Her face says unenthusiastic handjob."

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"We're supposed to stop young girls from getting wood in them."