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the most insane person you can think of / rural suburba native / anti-misogynist

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The dream is dead

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@realPumsy

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5’ 1” nerdy af girl and I missed the most free layup

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@PartriotFarmer @realPumsy @notJohnDenver https://t.co/CRENvtAWHW

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Caveman be like: hmm 😋

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Whatever I didn’t want to complete it anyway

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God I love mechanics, such interesting creatures

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@realPumsy Fuck I don’t know

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Today is a beautiful day

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@realPumsy What happens at 3 beers

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my geek bar mexican mango exploded out the side of my leg like a shrapnel bomb at my sons career day at school, now im facing domestic terrorism charges

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@realPumsy @John_J_Marlin I fucking hate that guy

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YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS EPISODE OF THE TULSI GABBER SHOW

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going to pick up basketball just to chuck the ball at the other team before going out of bounds

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I’m actually going schizophrenic

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@nachtvivvion @grok youtube station feature

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Just saw an unc look at some porn then immediately go to reading his book #bossbehavior #realassshit

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Moving into the big leagues

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@TimothyJones92 @realPumsy