Shua Miller

Writer of Satire & Farce & Magical Realism : 4ather of 4our : 🌋@jessstillwrites : Pronouns = Subjective Person With a Penis/Objective Person With a Penis

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

Hey, One Person That Sees My Tweets, I wrote today. For the first time in a long time, I wrote today. It was bad. Eye-stingingly bad. But I wrote today. And that felt pretty good. #amwriting

Wait, is this a poem?
I wrote twice today!

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@DanDeckr

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@TrentReese5 Now wait just a damn minute! Sure, only straights listen to Nickelback, but not all straights listen to Nickelback!

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

“If you see this, you’re obligated to reply with your fave Star Wars character”

[Hawkmir is retired 🏹🤿🏊‍♂️🏕⛰ @Hawkmir1]

“If you see this, you’re obligated to reply with your fave Star Wars character”

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@DanDeckr Controversial? Because you’re such a nice guy?

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@MadisonKittay I don’t own any suspenders.

[John Miller @johnnyb61123659]

@scottsantens @lisa_iannattone Curiously, shoveling money at the already wealthy is never said to be a disincentive for them.

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@DanDeckr Brilliant. Retweeted.

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@Carl4congressms @CalltoActivism You heard it here first, folks! Carl’s real goal is to outlaw all cars.

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@Jtodd601 @RexChapman It’s not guns, it’s signs!

Put up signs that say “Super Mega Gun Zone!”

Problem solved. Safest place ever.

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@DanDeckr Give me Jedi JB + Padawan KG

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@DanDeckr The Oak Ridge Boys!

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@DanDeckr Glad to do it. You’re one of the best we got.

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@DanDeckr Plus plus, I love you and you’re awesome!

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@DanDeckr Plus, none of the good Starfleet Captains or crews give up.

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@DanDeckr So much sucks right now. But, I tell my kids that if they give up because of how much it sucks, then it will never get better. I have to remind myself of that, I have to remind myself that they are watching, so I can’t give up.

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@DanDeckr What happened? Or is it just [gestures broadly at everything]?

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Do not fall for this! This phenomenal writer is just trolling for trolling ideas!

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Tell me something that people always get wrong about the area (town, city, state, country, whatever) you live in?

It can be something people think from film or pop culture, or just some misconception about your area that won’t seem to go away.

#PeopleSayThisAboutMyHome

[Shua Miller @shuamonkey]

@TrentReese5 Chucky the TV show…the movie?

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@GavinMcCollum I’m with you. I wish we had won more in the regular season, but I will take our season over Kansas’ season.

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@GavinMcCollum Honest question. No trolling. Do you still consider this a disappointing season?