Shubham jadhav

FUNNY GUY. WITH ZERO SENSE OF HUMOR.

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

My Ristha with Engineering is Like
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Indian parents and Sex Education
#engineer #sexeducation #education
#sanskaripalak

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Rose doghi.?

(Aur me gulab ki baat nhi kar raha)🌹
#ValentinesDay
#loveday

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

SUTTA mehegha honeke GUM aur SUTTA peraha ho.🚬📈

~ Ek sutta lover.🚬

#Budget2023
#middleclass

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Middle class get same finger as there class.
#Budget2023

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

*OMKAR AND ABDUL WERE FIGHTING*

OMKAR- TERI BEHEN KI *CHUT*

ABDUL REPLIED - "MAAR LI"

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Now you can keep BATHROOM,BEDROOM,HALL,fan & light on together.💡

Now MOM can't say "LIGHT BADH KAR DIWALI AHE KA."

"HAPPY DIWALI GUYSS"❤️🫶

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Note are new way slide in DMs

#instagram

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Crush - Why should I date you ?
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Me - Bcoz I am comedian.
I play with words not with heart ❤️

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Who says ENGINEERING me scope nahi hai..
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You have many carreer option like-:

ACTOR, STANDUP COMEDIAN, MUSICIANS,RAPPER, PHOTOGRAPHER,CHAI WALA, BIRYANI WALA,etc.
But you can't be ENGINEER.

#HappyEngineersDay

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Men
Ended up by sending nudes.
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Say "I think you are asking for it"

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

She hug me.

Men
I think she is asking for it.

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

She is talk friendly .

Men
I think she is asking for it.

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

She laugh at my joke
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Men
I think she asking for it.

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

She replied my story

Men
I think she is asking for it.

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

She borrowed my pen
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Men-
I think she is asking for it.

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Girls be like all men's are same

It is true
Coz they don't were makeup .

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

She- MEN ARE USELESS.
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Me- I THOUGHT YOUR DAD DO JOB

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

She - ME PAPA KI PARI HO.
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ME - BUT TERE TOH PAPA HI NAHI HAI.

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Fact-:

Girls love more toxic guy more than genuine guy.

[Shubham jadhav @shubhamcomic]

Nibbis after a sec of relationship
"PASSWORD PLEASE"