Shubhankit

Occasional tweeter| Regular Sales guy

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

@SwiggyCares @Swiggy order# 243361188063553
One your AI bots suck. Please spend some money building/training them.
Two your support agents are even worse.
They dont respond. They dont resolve queries. And they vanish.
Can you please just cancel the order?

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

Big blow for England.

[Tanuj @ImTanujSingh]

🚨 BIG BLOW FOR INDIA 🚨

- Washington Sundar ruled out of the 3rd ODI Match Vs England. (ESPNcricinfo).

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

@TheRestlessQuil @JyothyLabs This applies to them as well. Find a good enough blocker to be parked infront of their store where their customers face inconvenience.
They’ll learn. :)

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

This guy is single-handedly responsible for the left’s average IQ declining at an exponential rate.

[ravish kumar @ravish_journo]

ऐसे तो सोचा ही नहीं । ट्रंप क्या
सारा बजट ले जाएंगे ? ट्रंप लगता है जोश में आ गए हैं । आज के अख़बारों में बजट का कवरेज देख लिया होगा ।

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

Proof that expertise in Medicine does not guarantee basic English comprehension.

[TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc]

I do use Zomato and Swiggy services occasionally. But I find this really dark.

"When delivery partners' children, supported by stable incomes and education, enter the workforce and help transform our country at scale."

1. Feels like a Zamindari system where the children are also dragged into becoming exploited employees.

2. If they have stable incomes and education, why should they choose to work 12 hours a day to earn 400-600 rupees, delivering food for other people where there is no room for professional/career growth? Has any gig worker in Zomato ever become an executive or manager in due course? (educate me if I am ignorant here).

3. How does serving more chicken biriyanis and paneer butter masala help transform our country at scale?

IMHO, whatever this man says is excruciatingly nauseating.

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

@MBonvoyAssist Just sent.

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

@MBonvoyAssist Hey guys! Need help with a hotel cancellation but unable to do so through the app(still in cancellation window).
Let me know what details do you want me to share to help you do that.

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

England: We don’t care about personal milestones.
Also England: Has an Honours Board for individual centuries and five-fors, gives out knighthoods to cricketers, and still won’t shut up about that Flintoff over from 2005. 🌚

#INDvsENGTest #INDvsENG

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

@bellandurutrfps @Jointcptraffic @BlrCityPolice

3-5 kms | 1 hour travel time

At what point will we start feeling ashamed of this?
Or hope for any kind of respite from Bengaluru traffic?

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

Soft ball, 7 players on the boundary, turning pitch, right hand off spinner to a left hand batsman.

Hindsight is a beautiful thing.

You heard Kumble. Should have probably heard Trott as well.
#ENGvIND

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Sorry Jadeja, that’s why Ben stokes is a better alrounder, he knows how to pace the innings. With 20s to get, he should have gone after Bashir, you cannot expect no. 10 & 11 to bat for 40 overs with you with a 4th ball single approach. Great effort, but it’s still a loss.

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

From needing 80-90 runs when 8 wickets were down to needing 35 now with a tail which hasn’t scored more than 10-15 runs in this series.

One person who cannot be blamed here is, Jadeja ffs.

No wonder we are a country of self proclaimed analysts and experts.
#INDvsENG

[Shubh Agarwal @shubh_chintak]

Bumrah falls. But how much Jadeja has a part to play with it? Love his fighting spirit but not scoring any runs in between wasn't taking the game anywhere. Guess it should have been Jadeja taking a few risks than Bumrah playing his shots. #ENGvIND

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

It’s not about Kannada or innovation- it’s about not being a public nuisance at 12:30 AM.
Build startups, sure!
But don’t build resentment for the rest of us migrants in the process.

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

They’d sell this as a submarine in Bangalore.

#Bengalururains

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Lowest car in Taiwan known as the Banana Peel, is a drivable Honda Civic that looks like it's clipping through the ground.

[Aaraynsh @aaraynsh]

If you're around Pathankot or in Dharamshala for the IPL and are stuck due to the current situation, I have a homestay in Dharamshala that can comfortably accommodate 10–15 people. Feel free to reach out. Please retweet so it reaches someone in need.

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

- last & the most aggressive one:
Kill some key ISI operatives globally, televise it, livestream coordinated drone attacks. Create a mockery of their defence system.

This has to be a reply etched into the memory.
If not now, when? @AmitShah @PMOIndia
#PahalgamTerroristAttack

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

This may sound farfetched but the response has to be an irreversible, unmistakable economic mauling.

- Kill their systems and banking : Take down SBP, National telecom grid, wipe off the digital database. No transactions whatsoever - nationwide financial chaos in a day.

[Shubhankit @shubhankit]

- Fund Baloch liberation armies to attack CPEC(maybe getting too ahead of ourselves):
Load so much money behind the rebel armies that they shut down the whole cpec logistical chain. Force China to prevent long term losses.