shelley dalton

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

@HJDalts do not tweet about my nasty bathroom habits OR my crazy BF prancing around in his tanga breifs LOL!!

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

Hates London Underground .. what a bunch of spineless, useless, greedy, retarded areseholes... KILL THEM

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

@Dr_Hugnkiss like my legs??? he he

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

Micheal Barrymore has just ruined come dine with me - what a wanker- if I had my way I'd drown the cunt in my swimming pool.

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

Crisp ... the purest form..

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

Pasta ... its evil so why oh why do I love it sooo??

[paDame Lady Jaz @ladyjazmana]

@holymolydotcom Dane Bowers shagged my sister's 16 yr old friend up the bum then gave her £20 for a taxi home!

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

@ladyjazmana that makes a change from when I shagged dane bowers up the arse and gave him £2 for the bus ....

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

apparenty - you just haven't earned it yet baby !!!

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

Went to see Alice Cooper the old ones are always the old ones he he

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

Olly Murs/Val Kilmer serperated at birth??

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

Rosa Baldwin wants me to be her daughter-in law!!! ha ha

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

Told mum Im touching cloth, she's in the bath made her get out then told her I didn't need a dump after all - thas how this playa rolls

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

I have a mamoth hangover - I met a bloke called Neil I wish he had!!!

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

@HJDalts Im off to see them crooked vulctures 18th dec wooop woop

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

@dougrump and how was it???

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

@HJDalts MPW needs a good hairwash with alkaseltzer and lifebouy

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

porcelain crab grows new pincer alert

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

my hermit crab doesn't give a shite about the credit crunch and has moved into the biggest shell in the hood - hard core he knows the score

[shelley dalton @shubzz]

touching cloth mmmm should go to the loo