Hank “Blind Salamander” Epstein

Baylor ‘15 | Gender Studies | College Football Enthusiast | Sack | Ball Knowledge

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

They feared his words because they were stronger than their bullets

[Hank “Blind Salamander” Epstein @shuff1ebottom]

@RangerApologist Except instead of Germans it’s all illegal immigrants from Central America

[ThienemanSZN @ThienemanSZN]

When Skubal’s UCL explodes in his 1st start

[Hank “Blind Salamander” Epstein @shuff1ebottom]

@DueittHowie These guys suck!

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Whether you loved or hated Lindsey Graham, you can't deny that he loved war. Holy fuck did he love war. Couldn't get enough of it.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

This is worse than the holocaust

[Hank “Blind Salamander” Epstein @shuff1ebottom]

@BarstoolSicEm Nick Florence, Shea Langliers, Anu Solomon, Rico Gathers

[John “Long John” Jackman @LongJohn1962]

Can I get 1 fake id please 🤓☝️

[Hank “Blind Salamander” Epstein @shuff1ebottom]

@edward1mcdonald Yankee comfort month bro

[Hank “Blind Salamander” Epstein @shuff1ebottom]

Always funny to me that they put #black people on the LBGT flag

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This is so devastating. Imagine being a black parent tonight. How do you protect your children? If they go out and stab just one person, they might go to prison. It’s like a black man in America can’t even murder anyone anymore. Unimaginable. Jim Crow all over again. I’m furious.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

“So a bunch of idiots donated $600,000 to you for your legal defense?”

Das right, Dave.

“And your family spent it all on bottles of Hennessy, jars of Kool-Aid pineapples, two new Cadillac Escalades, and rented a million dollar home?”

Uh huh.

“So you ended up with a third-rate defense team, and you were found guilty of first degree murder in less than three hours?”

Sho’ nuff, Dave.

[Hank “Blind Salamander” Epstein @shuff1ebottom]

@AlexNewman55 Hazed? This doofus is not getting a bid

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@DueittHowie Straight Mewha man!

[Hank “Blind Salamander” Epstein @shuff1ebottom]

Austin, Texas burner meetup #ferd #foger

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

(Two faggots in bed)

“Jeremy what’s the matter I thought we were going to have faggot sex”

“It’s just… ugh. Blake Treinen didn’t wear the hat.”

[Les “WienerSchnitzel” Gold @lesgoldschnitz]

Imagine Rodricks party had beer that shit would’ve been crazy

[Chad Finglebutt @chadfinglebutt]

would girls still have birthday parties for each other with the paper bag sign if there was no instagram?