Shuffler Kid

I'm so hungry for the power I shuffle to work.

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[Shuffler Kid @shufflerkid]

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Just got back from a month long trip to Peru, trying to score some gear from pure source oiii oiii

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IM BACK, I'm fucking back in the gaaaaaaame

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Fukin el about time, been waiting on this since end of season Marbella 2013

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Who killed lucy? The shuffler kid,
I told that cunt to get 4 grams not 2... Silly cunt

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Shuffler Kid starter pack

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'Pregnancy is the worst pain in the world'

Have you ever sniffed a line of Mandy?

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'I just want a guy with tattoos and a beard'

Well why don't you fuck off and shag the homeless man outside poundland, moany little slags

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Who's at Outbreak this Saturday? It's gonna be sweaty

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Everyone has that one whatsapp group that is absolutely off limits to the general public

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I hate it when you're in the queue and you've realised you left your jaw at home.

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Rolling a joint at the afterparty because you can't sleep

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Sitting at the back of the bus like you're a bad man

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When Bae rolls out of Fabric at 7am

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When girls smuggle ket into WeAreFstvl and then can't find it in the portaloo

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Not getting in a club because your jaw doesn't match your ID

[Jeremy Bensley @Jem01493]

@shufflerkid how about 'cunt'?

[Shuffler Kid @shufflerkid]

Describe this cunt in one word ...