Shujaa🇰🇪🇰🇪

No Kugeria mani!!
GGMU❤️

[issah @1nissah]

Nafungua portal napata wameniekea F na mimi ni male

[MockingBird @nottmidas]

Jana kuna boyz aliteka dem wa Mwea Tebere akampleka Bnb Tsavo. Bois alipata gut feeling akatumia wife pesa ilikua kwa mpesa like 90k before azime. Dem alipigia wife ati arudishe iyo pesa but alikataa (ata after kumtisha ataua bwanake)

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Jambo @KRACare Nimevuna 78kgs za asali. Niwaletee ushuru wapi?

[jaramogisversion💋 @AkothMelanie]

Mtu amesema holding in your fart juu watu wako around is people pleasing 😭😭😭😭😭

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

they’ve sexualized the word “daddy” so much that when i have kids, they'll have to call me sensei

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

New samsung update sio lazma ukue na credit ndio you make a call as long as you're connected to a wifi uko on tu

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Masomo kidogo ya university unaanza kutuambia religion ni scam,,,,maliza kusoma ukose kazi ndio ujue Mungu sio Kamau.

[Discovera KE 🇰🇪🇰🇪 @ZKesum84779]

Leo nilikuwa na symptoms zingine funny sana but at least nilimbao asubuhi

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Lakini Gachagua ako very idle I guess he's the only politician doing political rally on a chilly Monday, ata sifuna alisharudi Nairobi kufanya kazi ya Senator.

[travis @backupyatravis]

Madem wengine apana yaani tunakula sukuma bila kitunguu na amenunua panty mpya kwani anaenda interview wapi🤔

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

i'll never understand the concept of people suddenly withdrawing all support just because nimegraduate.a degree doesn't magically pay the bills ama a job overnight. Ni hadi lini majamaa😭🙌🏽

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

I just got confronted by this lady for looking at her butt mind you she is wearing some booty Short. Saying I'm making you look like a hoe while you're dressed like one is diabolic

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Airtel Kenya have changed almost all of their amazing offers.
They've suddenly become clever!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The EAC is set to introduce a single regional currency by 2031.

The new currency is set to unify regional trade, lower transaction costs, and simplify cross-border payments across the bloc

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

The one thing Fred Matiang’i did that has truly benefited the nation was introducing the requirement for school buses to be painted yellow. Everywhere William Ruto holds a public meeting, those yellow school buses are clearly visible, suggesting that he brings his audience with him wherever he goes.

Nyasaye, We are living in borrowed times!

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Ina maana gani uwe msichana mrembo duniani mzima na hakupendi?

[J.MANIE 💫 @komanie5]

Am just a girl inaishia at 23 apo pengine we ni grandii

[$ULLY❕ @itsizoh13_l]

Yaani tangu asubuhi bado tuko Monday enyewe wantam bana

[travis @backupyatravis]

Huyo bois alionekana na CCTV akitoka watu uko westie eventually masanse walimtrack down wakamtuma. Lately vijana wanaiba premises zikona CCTV bila kujua na ni wengi watauliwa. Kwanza armed robbery makarao hawapendi kuona ukiwa na hiyo bidhaa. Huku ghetto tunajituma badala ya wizi

[Mr Bräin Ke🇰🇪 @MrBrain_KE]

Nobody is more stressed than a man who knows his value and potential but feels more confused about his next move,career and life