sarah shuken

coast2coast ✌🏽working smarter so i can play harder. she/her. sometimes i abuse cliches to sound witty

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

@away what is the point of lifetime warranty if EVERY issue results in a replacement? My (limited edition color) bag needs simple sewing for a seam repair and they keep asking me to exchange it for a different color.

[Steven Shuken @stshuken]

Harvard notified me today that this K99 grant is terminated.

[Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @rshereme]

In the coming weeks, a massive information attack against Ukraine will emerge from the U.S. We will hear claims that Ukraine is an artificial country, a creation of Austria & USAID, a dictatorship ruled by Nazis, and that it illegally produces WMDs.

1/n

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

“Salt’s Neck?! That’s some North Dakota ass.” @ElishaMadison

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

“I like sperm, idk” -Brynn

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

“I’m trying to think of the least scary lesbian” @ElishaMadison

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

“i get all my recipes from TikTok” -@reinhardsen2

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

sincerely fuck you @AmericanAir

[Cissco Harkness🎬 @CisscoS]

Happy PRI DEMON TH

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i have never once in my life been sick of looking at margot robbie

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

good to see @KarlTheFog again 🥹

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

$39 Rush tickets for Nutcracker Rouge on @TodayTix!? 👀 https://t.co/RhFxv6CZhV

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

hot take but if you think boycotting thanksgiving dinner is going to somehow impact the Middle East….#what?!

[ariesbitch328 @fuckyoutoo2025]

emma: but we were by the water

sarah: no, but we were by the Bushwick water

[ariesbitch328 @fuckyoutoo2025]

sarah: you're a silly goose
eli: did you assume my gander?

[sarah shuken @shukenator]

I know this opinion is unpopular but I couldn’t care less about US political pop culture history